Unofficial fan page of Tyler, Executive Producer of Catholic Guy Show. Fan of hoodies, Family Feud, song parodies, March Madness & rotating ovens.
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They say that every artist needs a muse. Ours just happens to say wild things on Catholic radio.
Happy birthday, Tyler! May you always outrun the bears.
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We can confirm that 2025 was indeed a slow year for Tyler-isms! Tyler cut his gaffs by 53% from 2024. Huzzah!
Nine years. 608 entries.
Check out this chart showing the number of entries added each year. Can 2026 top the record year of 146 entries in 2018?
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Happy Bears are Fast Day! It's the day that started it all!
Tyler first uttered "Bears are fast" six years ago today, and the nasty kingdom has never been the same.
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Lino isn't the only one with exciting news!
We've added 20 new entries to BearsAreFast.com .
Which recent entry is your favorite?
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@catholicguyshow Looks like a Nasty Listener was at WWE Monday Night Raw in Norfolk, VA last night!
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Five years ago, Tyler first informed us that "bears are fast!"
Today we celebrate a phrase that's inspired hoodies, media personalities and even a website It's a phrase that thins the line between genius and stupid even more.
Happy Bears are Fast Day! May you outrun the bears.
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The @catholicguyshow crew needs to join the latest social media craze! Can you guess who is @linorulli , who is @LT_TheBiblegeek , and who is Tyler? Other ideas for our guys?
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Hear ye, hear ye!
The academy is pleased to announce the winner of the
Top Tyler-ism of 2021...
And the winner, with an astounding 52.6% of the vote is.... CATECHUMEN! Huzzah!
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The polls are counted and the top 4 nominations are in!
Now, YOU can vote on the best CGS Moment of 2021!
Vote here: tinyurl.com/CGSMoment
Results will be revealed on NYE, assuming we don't start day drinking too early. One vote per person. Void all Kyle's. #NoRefunds
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Nasty Listeners have selected the TOP 4 Tyler-ism nominations!
Voting is now open to decide the BEST Tyler-ism for 2021.
Click on this link to cast your vote: tinyurl.com/Muppet2021
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It's time to vote for the BearsAreFast Tyler-ism of the Year 2021!
Let us know your favorite Tyler-ism from 2021 by voting here: forms.gle/tuuFKErKKpnP7sQ96
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Huzzah! BearsAreFast.com hit a milestone number of entries today. Without cheating, guess how many Tyler-isms are now logged on the site.
The guess to the nearest 37, without going over, is the winner!
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@linorulli @catholicguyshow @LT_TheBiblegeek @FakeTylerV my daughter just drew what a real Tyler Muppet should look like. Tickle Me Tyler for kids this Christmas? Ha!
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Four years ago, Tyler informed us that "bears are fast!"
Let us celebrate the phrase that's inspired hoodies, a website, and disgraced media personalities. Today, the thin the line between genius and stupid narrows even more.
Happy Bears are Fast Day!
May you outrun the bears.
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@linorulli @catholicguyshow you asked, we made it happen tylerhassomethingonhismind.c… tylerhassomethingonhismind .com
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San Diego, CA is a great city with a great name. Let's change the Saint it's named after to St. Juan Diego!
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Happy Kermuppets Day, nasty listeners!
On this most joyous of celebrations, remember:
Ask not what kermuppets can do for you — ask what you can do for your kermuppets.
#KermuppetsDay #IllGiveItToYou
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This Day in BearsAreFast History:
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Orifice – a place used by scorpions for hiding. Examples of orifices include tin cans, gutters, and shoes. (01/06/20)
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