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Just opening shop today and we get surprised by this wonderful song! You know what this means? It's Casteliacone Tuesday!
Thank you for the homage, Kahlika! Maybe you'd like to come by for that free cone today? If not we're always waiting for you! (except on Winter, when closed)
CASTELIACONE TUESDAY OR NOT, MY LOVE FOR @CasteliaconeTu IS AS PURE AS THE SONG MY NUNC @VagabondDealer HELPED ME WRITE!!!!!! TO SAY THANKS FOR MY FREE AND DELICIOUS TREAT, I GIVE YOU A SONG THAT WILL DELIGHT ALL AGES IN THE UNOVA REGION!!!!! CASTELIACONE TUESDAY!!!!!!!
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Pokรฉween is in 25 days.
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"But you don't love your son, do you? I could tell that in therapy. GIVE ME MORE CANDY!! Wait...oh em gee...where is my Pookie, @stellarbvrst? AIEEEE!!!!"
"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking another call. So what's up? Are you cured yet? Do you just like paying me? That is awfully nice of you, big Houndour. Anyways, how's the grades? How is the hot sister? Hot as always? That's great buddy! Well. Bye."
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking another call. I am feeling less scared now that it has been a day. I also spent that day with the healing power of the Simipoursons! I am on the episode where Mr. Burns-Heal only has weeks to live, then Bartbaracle finds him in the woods.>
< Naturally, he invites Mr. Burns-Heal into his home. It is a pretty good episode. A lot of people complain that it gets worse as time goes on but I think the later seasons of Simipoursons are just as good! Anyways. Still no number? You suck man. See ya!"
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple...that movie was really scary...I don't think I'm as grown up as I thought...I think I will have to call you tomorrow. Charge you double."
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking another call. I love the Simipoursons but, you know, I gotta take a break. I am about to watch Silence of the Mareeps. It's a total classic? OH! You might say, Soot! My handsome and highly qualified therapist! THAT MOVIE IS RATED R! >
< Fear not my mentally Malamar-adjusted friend! Unlike you, I am super well adjusted. I am practically an adult man! A psychological crime thriller is nothing for someone like me! Anyways, your time is up. Call you tomorrow!
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking the call. So. Heard you lost champion. Yeah, yeah, real sorry about that pal. You know that you are still strong right? That you are my strong little guy? Yeah you do, buddy. Anyways, I noticed that you still haven't given me the number >
< of your really hot sister. What gives? Are we not cool? I am helping you out here. The least you could do, besides pay your bills, is give me the number of the hot sister! Sheesh! Well. The episode is starting."
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking the call. Sorry I didn't call you yesterday. I wish I could give you an excuse but I really just wanted to watch The Simipoursons Movie. You're a bit of a dower too, lowKlefkey. Yep. Already there in the rewatch. >
< Ha! hahaha! Sorry, I was just remembering SpidopsPig. Classic! What a great movie! HILARIOUS! .. So like what is up? Still upset about the whole Ogrepon thing? Well no time to tell me, your time is up! By the way you're still getting billed for yesterday."
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking the call. The next episode is a Trevenanthouse of Horror. It is a pretty good one too! Ah, Pokeween is coming up! Gotta get in the spirit! Ahaa...45 seconds. Listen, Kieran, this anger and resentment are all valid responses to >
< being a huge loser that lost his dream to his first crush while having a super hot sister. The problem is how you respond to these feelings. It isn't healthy to use those around you as fodder for your problems and ego. You simply need to- OH! Bye."
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"Hey, @KitakamisApple, thanks for taking the call. I'll send you the bill really soon, okay? You have 60 seconds before the next Simipoursons episode starts. It's the one where BartBaracle befriends a cool new kid only to discover he is a plant working for Principal Scyther! >
< Anyways. I noticed your hot sister still hasn't called? You literally can't get better until she goes out with me. Where was I? Oh yeah, you don't need to be in this box you got put in, this isn't the PC! You are more than just a loser who didn't have his dream come true. >
< You also got really embarrassed and crashed out...but hey that is what therapy is for. I'm gonna get you through this because you ma- OH! Episode is starting! Gotta go!"
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