(He/Him/His) Wearer of @MeUndies // I have a bad twitter and I’m just trying to avoid another pasta water situation
Joined December 2012
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Steve Waters retweeted
This is basically how I picture @FancySteve73 and I bowling/playing cornhole – at Drexel Hill, PA
Patron at grocery store: “Are you a beer guy?”
*Me, a white cis-male with tattoos and a mustache palming a 12 Rack in each hand*
Me: The poster boy, yeah
Steve Waters retweeted
Felt real good for our team to 4-0 the team talking about how "they're putting litter boxes in schools for the kids who identify as cats" at bowling tonight. – at Pennsylvania, USA
It’s been 20yrs and I’m still waiting for @Nintendo to announce a sequel to Gotcha Force and Billy Hatcher during #NintendoDirect
Steve Waters retweeted
I don’t know how to explain why to you if you’re not from the area but this is absolutely going to be the most watched broadcast in the Delaware Valley region until the Eagles season starts again.
Steve Waters retweeted
I've had multiple men ask me if @FancySteve73 was single – at Ardmore, PA
Cottage cheese and apple sauce is an S Tier combination – at West Norriton, PA
0%Yes
27%No
73%Dawg…You eat Cottage Chz?
11 votes • Final resultsWhat are the chances you’d come bowling with @Grahn_Stamos and I in Wynnewood on Sunday morning? – at Philadelphia, PA
