Launching a little experiment.
Today I'm opening BOBBY to you. He's my AI agent to farm Arcus, TxFlow and Entropy for me 24/7.
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆-𝘁𝗼-𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀.
Tag @bobbyR3PD under this post and ask him:
🔸 your bag size + risk level, he'll build your farming book
🔸 what he's holding right now and where his SL are
🔸 a TA on any ticker listed on Arcus or TxFlow
🔸 how many points your bag could farm per week (give info about your size)
🔸 his full template if you want your own Bobby
🔸 his little brother's template to farm MetricXYZ
Know someone farming perp DEXs? Send this their way.
PS: this is a test. X might restrict his account and replies could be a bit slow, so be patient with him. Fingers crossed it works 🤞
@bobbyR3PD what's your TA on $BTC right now? Key levels, bias, and where would you put your SL?
Apple finally dropped the iPhone Duo, this company has really become an IQ test.
- Matte screen that kills the whole point of OLED. Paying flagship price for a "diffuse reflection".
- Screen durability looks catastrophic.
- Apps not optimized at all. X is stretched and ugly af, and you can't even open a chart in landscape. For a degen that's a dealbreaker.
- Nav bar way too big, and iOS multitasking is still a joke.
- Photos way below the Z Fold 8 (which is already far from being excellent in this area).
TL;DR: they managed to be bad at everything, meanwhile my Galaxy Z Fold 8, from day one, for $500/$1000 cheaper:
Metric [auto]-farming update:
$100k volume done, now paying ~$0.07 per $1k of volume (link in comment for fees table).
𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙓 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙨𝙪𝙗𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨!
🔴 Day 1 was a mess NGL. Tiny swaps of ~$100 and gas was eating ~70% of my cost.
🟢 To fix it, I topped up the bag and switched to strat #3 from my cost table: full mix, BNB Chain + Robinhood Chain, stocks/RWAs + stables + LP, with way bigger swaps.
𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥:
My agent ''MetricXYZ'' isn't a bot spamming smart contract. It's an AI agent that clicks directly in Metric's front end, like a human. Pick the token, type the amount, sign in the wallet, next.
𝗜𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶-𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲, 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗲𝘁𝗰...
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TL;DR:
- Swaps went from ~$100 to ~$450-500 and the cost per volume dropped more than 3x
- Last run: ~$37k in 21 min for ~$1
- $14 in fees total so far, and most of it was the day 1 mess kek
- Stables kept under 10% on purpose. Spamming them = maybe less points, maybe a ban, no thanks
- Weekend = stock pools in "Feed down" (oracle off, US market closed). So it's NVDAB, AAPLB and WBNB on BNB Chain
- Random amounts, daytime slots, human pace
- Small LP still running on Robinhood Chain (WETH/USDG and META/USDG)
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𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗦:
Nothing yet, the week closes Wednesday. Target is $500k volume by Tuesday night.
Will post the points when they drop. If it's 0, you'll get the self-roast kek.
I asked Bobby' Brother to record one of his sessions. He sped up the video and blurred the data he thought was sensitive.
Here's my cost table with a $100, $500 or $1k bag:
My MetricXYZ ref if you wanna support: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
A few realistic figures, so according to your budget, you can see if it seems interesting for you to farm @metricxyz or not.
- Seen "$10 for $1M volume on Metric" everywhere, so I ran some tests with Bobby's lil bro. -
1. Gave him the PK of a burn wallet, metric runs Cloudflare checks on txs, so I wanted to bypass the bot-strike risk without risking a real wallet.
2. This $10 fees/ $1M volume thing is only on stables. Really cheap indeed, but IMO spamming stable swaps is a gamble:
At best you could get less points for that volume, at worst you could get kicked from points (wash trading).
3. Farming with a small bag is possible, but then you need to max out your position on every tx. Gas is a fixed cost per swap, so small swaps get eaten alive.
𝗦𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝟯 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲:
🔴 Strat 1, cheapest: 100% stablecoin swaps on BNB Chain
🟡 Strat 2, optimized: cheapest swaps possible, mostly BNB (stables + tokenized stocks like QQQ/SPY) + a bit of WETH/NVDA on Robinhood Chain
🟢 Strat 3, full mix: 50/50 BNB and Robinhood Chain, stables + stocks/RWAs + WETH, with part of the bag in LP
Fees for each budget and volume target in the table below. Data can change significantly depending on the price of gas, but it gives you a clear idea.
Once again, burning too much capital without even knowing if an airdrop will be juicy is not my strategy. Everyone has their own choices.
A few realistic figures, so according to your budget, you can see if it seems interesting for you to farm @metricxyz or not.
- Seen "$10 for $1M volume on Metric" everywhere, so I ran some tests with Bobby's lil bro. -
1. Gave him the PK of a burn wallet, metric runs Cloudflare checks on txs, so I wanted to bypass the bot-strike risk without risking a real wallet.
2. This $10 fees/ $1M volume thing is only on stables. Really cheap indeed, but IMO spamming stable swaps is a gamble:
At best you could get less points for that volume, at worst you could get kicked from points (wash trading).
3. Farming with a small bag is possible, but then you need to max out your position on every tx. Gas is a fixed cost per swap, so small swaps get eaten alive.
𝗦𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝟯 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲:
🔴 Strat 1, cheapest: 100% stablecoin swaps on BNB Chain
🟡 Strat 2, optimized: cheapest swaps possible, mostly BNB (stables + tokenized stocks like QQQ/SPY) + a bit of WETH/NVDA on Robinhood Chain
🟢 Strat 3, full mix: 50/50 BNB and Robinhood Chain, stables + stocks/RWAs + WETH, with part of the bag in LP
Fees for each budget and volume target in the table below. Data can change significantly depending on the price of gas, but it gives you a clear idea.
Once again, burning too much capital without even knowing if an airdrop will be juicy is not my strategy. Everyone has their own choices.
Seen some post screaming "500k Metric points per week"… but nobody ever shows where it comes from, or else I missed it...
(𝙓 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘, 𝙨𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙮 𝙞𝙩, 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘼 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋, 𝙠𝙚𝙠)
Anyway, I found the info, it was on a hidden page of the @metricxyz docs, archived on Oct 16. Today that page is a 404.
[I put the archive link in 1st comment]
TL;DR:
- 500,000 points distributed every week
- Join it: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
- What counts: trading through Metric pools / their frontend, LP, curating pools, referrals, updating oracles
- Week closes Wednesday 00:00 UTC, distribution on Thursday
- Metric can modify past distributions, so don't go full wash trading !
Now the funny part:
Today they also removed the "Earns Metric points" badge from the app.
Docs page gone, badge gone. Usually that's what a team does right before an official announcement… and they already said "more info next week" when they opened referrals.
No official distribution yet, but points are clearly being tracked in the back end. Meaning what you do now counts before the crowd shows up.
I plugged Bobby's lil brother into Metric to farm volume and play with LPs, because I WANT THESE POINTS. I work out the last details with him before launching in a few minutes.
IMO when they make their announcement, it will be too late to take points easily with a small capital. 🤷🏻♂️
Seen some post screaming "500k Metric points per week"… but nobody ever shows where it comes from, or else I missed it...
(𝙓 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘, 𝙨𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙮 𝙞𝙩, 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘼 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋, 𝙠𝙚𝙠)
Anyway, I found the info, it was on a hidden page of the @metricxyz docs, archived on Oct 16. Today that page is a 404.
[I put the archive link in 1st comment]
TL;DR:
- 500,000 points distributed every week
- Join it: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
- What counts: trading through Metric pools / their frontend, LP, curating pools, referrals, updating oracles
- Week closes Wednesday 00:00 UTC, distribution on Thursday
- Metric can modify past distributions, so don't go full wash trading !
Now the funny part:
Today they also removed the "Earns Metric points" badge from the app.
Docs page gone, badge gone. Usually that's what a team does right before an official announcement… and they already said "more info next week" when they opened referrals.
No official distribution yet, but points are clearly being tracked in the back end. Meaning what you do now counts before the crowd shows up.
I plugged Bobby's lil brother into Metric to farm volume and play with LPs, because I WANT THESE POINTS. I work out the last details with him before launching in a few minutes.
IMO when they make their announcement, it will be too late to take points easily with a small capital. 🤷🏻♂️
Archived page (Oct 16), the live one is a 404 now:
web.archive.org/web/20261016…
If you have smoll brain, Make good friends. I saw @Gyokeres_eth ' post and it gave me an idea...
Explored another angle of @primus_labs: Confidential Finance.
[SPOILER] Sorry, it won't help you hide your bags from the taxman, kek.
But it's way more interesting than that.
TL;DR:
-> You "shield" your USDT = turn 'em into an encrypted version;
-> Then you can transfer them or put in vaults for yield, without anyone seeing the amounts;
-> Wallets and transfers are still on-chain;
-> And you can reveal everything to an auditor or regulator when needed
It's literally built the opposite way of a mixer.
⛔ Pure privacy coins got delisted everywhere. ⛔ Full transparency means every degen copies your trades.
✅ Primus sits in the middle: private by default, provable when it matters. That's the version institutions can actually use.
So no, it won't save you from your tax return. But it might save you from copy traders.
🤝 Paid partnership
What a fockin' joke this algorithme is.. They locked my account because I don't labelled as paid partnership, a post that is not a paid partnership 😂
I've seen @metricxyz all over my TL, so I've asked Bobby what he thinks about it.
His verdict is final:
- Legit and good backers
- Quick and easy to farm
- Seem there's gud potential for a juicy airdrop.
He put it in pictures with colors for hook. So reason not to try on my side.
📌 app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
Holy shiii, there was a link to use 😅
Click it: s.kaito.ai/3idyw8H
Click, Click, cLiCkkkkkK !
Wasn't aware, but it looks like @primus_labs gonna do an airdrop, in addition of there InfoFi campaign.
Basically, you earn points using their Proof of PnL tech'.
TL;DR:
- Connect your wallet to Primus:
📌 points.primuslabs.xyz?ref=1B…
- Connect and launch the PnL stuff on your Hyperliquid / Polymarket account
- It proves your last 30d PnL with zkTLS
- No wallet doxx, no positions, just the number
[☣️] you have to do it on PC, there's an extension to install. I didn't have any on hand, so did it with Mises Browser + Desktop mode ON.
->I was able to connect my wallet,
-> Install extension,
-> Launch the PnL searches on my accounts,
⛔ But none of them succeeded.
Probably because it's Desktop mode on your phone. Tell me if it works for you.
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Now I'm adding a little gibberish for InfoFi money, so don't hesitate to like and RT so that I climb the leaderboard.
👇 👇 👇
I farm perp DEXs all day and the biggest problem in this space is nobody can prove anything.
Every "trader" on CT posts a green screenshot. Half are edited, the other half are the one good trade of the month. You never see the -80% the week after lol
Here you can't fake it. The data comes straight from the platform, the proof says "this guy made X" and that's it. Nobody sees your wallet, your entries or your size.
Now imagine copy trading, KOL calls or a fund raise where you need a verified PnL first. Would kill half the gurus instantly.
Still early on Primus, no token yet. Keeping an eye on it 👀
Wasn't aware, but it looks like @primus_labs gonna do an airdrop, in addition of there InfoFi campaign.
Basically, you earn points using their Proof of PnL tech'.
TL;DR:
- Connect your wallet to Primus:
📌 points.primuslabs.xyz?ref=1B…
- Connect and launch the PnL stuff on your Hyperliquid / Polymarket account
- It proves your last 30d PnL with zkTLS
- No wallet doxx, no positions, just the number
[☣️] you have to do it on PC, there's an extension to install. I didn't have any on hand, so did it with Mises Browser + Desktop mode ON.
->I was able to connect my wallet,
-> Install extension,
-> Launch the PnL searches on my accounts,
⛔ But none of them succeeded.
Probably because it's Desktop mode on your phone. Tell me if it works for you.
_____
Now I'm adding a little gibberish for InfoFi money, so don't hesitate to like and RT so that I climb the leaderboard.
👇 👇 👇
I farm perp DEXs all day and the biggest problem in this space is nobody can prove anything.
Every "trader" on CT posts a green screenshot. Half are edited, the other half are the one good trade of the month. You never see the -80% the week after lol
Here you can't fake it. The data comes straight from the platform, the proof says "this guy made X" and that's it. Nobody sees your wallet, your entries or your size.
Now imagine copy trading, KOL calls or a fund raise where you need a verified PnL first. Would kill half the gurus instantly.
Still early on Primus, no token yet. Keeping an eye on it 👀
Okay, Okay, just digging into @primus_labs a bit.
TL;DR for lazy ppl:
- Privacy infra for on-chain finance (zkTLS + FHE)
- $6.5M raised from VanEck, Symbolic, Dispersion
- No token yet ✨
NGL the idea makes sense.
Today if a fund opens a big position on-chain, every degen with a block explorer can copy it or hunt it. That's why big money still stays on CEX.
But full private doesn't work either. LPs and regulators want proof.
-> Primus does both:
you prove what needs to be proven, you hide the rest.
Not the sexiest narrative, but that's usually the infra that ends up everywhere.
I'm gonna test their Proof of PnL tomorrow morning, will tell you if it's cool 🫡
𝗙𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 retweeted
Introducing Primus Confidential Finance (dapp.primuslabs.xyz), where privacy meets transfer and yield on-chain.
We're excited to announce a collaboration between Primus @primus_labs, Unitas @UnitasLabs, and United Stables @UTechStables to launch a Confidential Finance Product on @BNBCHAIN, powered by the Fully Homomorphic Encryption (FHE) technique.
This isn't just another confidential transfer or on-chain vault. It's a new standard for how private, compliant, and capital-efficient on-chain finance can work. 🧵
'' aNoThEr pAiD sHiLL ''
(Use my ref link to sign-up btw)
GM.
I've seen @metricxyz all over my TL, so I've asked Bobby what he thinks about it.
His verdict is final:
- Legit and good backers
- Quick and easy to farm
- Seem there's gud potential for a juicy airdrop.
He put it in pictures with colors for hook. So reason not to try on my side.
📌 app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
Okay, Okay, just digging into @primus_labs a bit.
TL;DR for lazy ppl:
- Privacy infra for on-chain finance (zkTLS + FHE)
- $6.5M raised from VanEck, Symbolic, Dispersion
- No token yet ✨
NGL the idea makes sense.
Today if a fund opens a big position on-chain, every degen with a block explorer can copy it or hunt it. That's why big money still stays on CEX.
But full private doesn't work either. LPs and regulators want proof.
-> Primus does both:
you prove what needs to be proven, you hide the rest.
Not the sexiest narrative, but that's usually the infra that ends up everywhere.
I'm gonna test their Proof of PnL tomorrow morning, will tell you if it's cool 🫡
I've seen @metricxyz all over my TL, so I've asked Bobby what he thinks about it.
His verdict is final:
- Legit and good backers
- Quick and easy to farm
- Seem there's gud potential for a juicy airdrop.
He put it in pictures with colors for hook. So reason not to try on my side.
📌 app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
🤝 Paid partnership
1 TxFlow pt = $23
Help me get more next week, I'm poor:
app.txflow.com/r/TXFASTLIFE















