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A podcast where Séan (@seanedits) and Ethan (@seadevillagoon) chat Doctor Who one episode at a time. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

London
Joined October 2023
pov you're in the new earth hospital smoking area
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Me at the Doctor Who Experience ignoring every 'Do Not Touch' sign
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Can’t stop thinking about how the Master PAT tested his Sea Devil communication device. he's evil, but not reckless.
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I didn't realise the sea devils were chill like that
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dr who upsets a sea devil
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A Silurian saying “Yass queen.”
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I love cinematic parallels in Doctor Who I think Jo Grant and Donna Noble would get on famously @ManningOfficial 🧡💚
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hi, so, i think this was really mean. this sea devil just wanted a stroll on the beach pertwee's dark doctor moment for me, 100%
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actual footage of me en route to liberate Power of the Daleks from its captivity in a private collection
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me at the window when I hear yelling outside:
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images that have threatening auras:
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Maestro & Missy 🎹➕🌂 27th May 2025
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the rani is the *original* cuntissimo
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me @ omega during wish world
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doctor who fans trying to talk about the latest episode while this website completely falls apart
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me: “so in Doctor Who—” them: “I’ve never seen it” me:
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already living for the rani and her flying bone mobile
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