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Confused sperm swimming around a lolis womb looking for an egg that isn't there.
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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One time I had a plumber come fix something and he saw my DVDs and was like “heh, movies? Yeah, I don’t do that. I read books. You ever hear of Clive Cussler?”
Honestly, kinda got my ass
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60年以上前、モンゴルと東ドイツが共同制作した幻想的な映画。色鮮やかに描かれる伝統文化に加え、独創的な美術や特撮的な映像表現も魅力。特に水中世界の描写は、その独特な造形も含めて記憶に残る。
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The last real Ancien Régime life. Beautiful.
There was a chap at Oxford who came up in the 80s to research the 4 year tenure of a Yorkshire bishop. He spent 40 years on it, draining an inheritance left on condition it was spent on his education. Daily Mass (sometimes several times a day), lobster every day at Brown's next to the Oratory (hence the gout), magnificent dinner parties for miscreants, oddballs and grad students, and generous to charity. His fingers were so fat that his signet rings appeared stuck to them. Having spent every last penny, he was evicted from his apartment and became a monk some 3 years ago. No wife, no kids, and I don't think the DPhil ever got finished.
Top 5 most eccentric human beings I’ve met in my life. Bless him.
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Is this a good time to mention that Cheesecake Factory looks like that because the founders are from a small sect of white Sufis
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
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There was a chap at Oxford who came up in the 80s to research the 4 year tenure of a Yorkshire bishop. He spent 40 years on it, draining an inheritance left on condition it was spent on his education. Daily Mass (sometimes several times a day), lobster every day at Brown's next to the Oratory (hence the gout), magnificent dinner parties for miscreants, oddballs and grad students, and generous to charity. His fingers were so fat that his signet rings appeared stuck to them. Having spent every last penny, he was evicted from his apartment and became a monk some 3 years ago. No wife, no kids, and I don't think the DPhil ever got finished.
Top 5 most eccentric human beings I’ve met in my life. Bless him.
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Dammit was the mascot of a U.S. Marine dive bomber squadron and the only female to see combat during the Battle of Guadalcanal in 1942. She served as an early warning system because her acute hearing allowed her to detect approaching aircraft. When Marines saw her dart into a foxhole, they knew to prepare for an air raid. Dammit also produced kittens named Helldiver, Hellcat, Hellion, and Hellbent that became mascots for other squadrons. Her smallest kitten was deemed unfit for military service and simply named Hello.
#cat #cats #catlovers
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It’s over, I say that with peace. Almost 24. There’s no more possibility of beautiful love.
I need to orient myself towards helping people and being able to die quickly. Maybe a firefighter or something.
I’m a coward scared of death and pain. I need to become brave































