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Long John Silvers
Joined June 2019
White girls know how to live ngl
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Henry is a mf hoe on sum real shi
Proof the shows we watched as kids were lower stimulation
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Replying to @MKUltraMoney
EVERYBODY WANNA BE A RAPIST, BUT NOBODY WANNA COMMIT NO SEXY ASS RAPE! YEEAAHH BUDDY!! LIGHT RAPE LIGHT RAPE!
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My asshole deciding to have the worst diarrhea of my life the moment I step foot at the airport
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The story of a Warrior‼️💪💪
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10/20/2026 - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" This and nothing else
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This.
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Posting ifunny Classics Credit to Colaws, Amerikaner and Nikolas
Mental flashbang holy shit. Did not expect to see PupperBlitzkrieg today. Can’t believe that the twink from ifunny who posted pics of himself in a confederate flag bikini is actually fighting in Ukraine. I thought that was a joke. wtf.
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This video is incredibly powerful. It shows Rick Sanchez from cartoon “Rick & Morty” laughing at the face of the negative aspects of society, forming an army of protesters. #Influential #OffensiveRickandMortyMemes
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When you're a Frutiger Aero fan who was born in 2015
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Packers receivers when they get a perfect pass from Jordan Love:
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Happy birthday to my queen ❤️ haters can hop off my dick, seats taken 🤤
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Hostess at Olive Garden brushed up against me for a split second and jerked her hand away violently (playing it off like an accident lol)
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How it genuinely feels to complain to the manager about some petty shit (Karens are onto sumn)
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Bros name is Temu Jin 🕊️🙏🏻🥀
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"Food texture sensitive" mfs eating the most delicious fucking meal someone could ever hope to enjoy
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Fake ass larp disorder
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