@FatRatCowboy

washed up dive bar enthusiast | pool player fueled by coors | Harvard and Yale alumni

 Fingerville , SC
Joined May 2023
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Nothing like smoking some cigs 👌🏼
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“No thanks”
Larry Williams
@LarryWilliamsTIOct 18
Dabo said he asked Christopher Vizzina if he wanted to go in late in Saturday's win and CV said no thanks. Vizzina is less than 100 percent but he practiced last week and hasn't taken a game snap in five weeks. Trying to sort out a strange QB situation here:
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Anyone. Anytime. Anywhere. #DUUUVAL
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This could only be the work of Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Jeffrey Epstein, Joseph Stalin, Kim Jong Un, LaNorris Sellers, Benjamin Netanyahu, Fidel Castro, and Kony!
Pete Thamel
@PeteThamelOct 15
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Hunger games type selection for the Banana Curse ™️
Jesse Cole
@YellowTuxJesseOct 15
The stage is set. The biggest announcements in Banana Ball history. Tonight we will announce the 2027 Banana Ball Tour Schedule and the future of Banana Ball. It all starts at 6:00 EST on ESPN2 and on Banana Ball YouTube. Where do you think Banana Ball go in 2027? #dreambig #fansfirst #bananaball #tour
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Ohhhhhhhh texas A&M and Oregon
Fat Rat@FatRatCowboyAug 19
After the Savannah bananas came to memorial stadium in 2025 Clemson proceeded to have its worst season in over a decade. As a believer of the banana curse™️ I will be placing unders on season win totals of the following teams and that hosted the Bananas during this 2026 offseason
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When Clemson moved Chris Denson to WR it was so obvious that this dumb ass coaching staff would put him in a high leverage 3rd or 4th down to run him up the middle to get stuffed
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Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit has got to be so god damn fucking SICK calling Clemson games. We are NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER FUCKING EVER competitive against a team with a tiny number next to their name in 5 years. PLEASE STOP PUTTING US ON PRIME TIME
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Ah yes the Atlantic coast conference
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 2
America looks so wrong reversed.
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W rizz + aura farmed
Ella Grogan
@EllaGroganTVSep 26
Oh my gosh, it's Dabo! Clemson cheerleaders' wholesome reaction to singing the Alma Mater with the @ClemsonFB head coach.
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The left scheduled the Clemson vs Cal game so late bc Cal fans ain’t got work in the morning! #liburlz
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Can we use SC state tax dollars for Dabo and Beamers buyouts?
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CLEMSON SCORES A TD
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Benjamin Netanyahu if you can us me please save me. Lane kiffin and Pete Golding are close to having nuclear weapons. Please save me Bibi please 🙏
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Dabo made another unrealistic player comparison. Tait now has the Dabo curse
Grayson Mann
@gray_mann21Sep 15
Dabo Swinney says Clemson freshman Tait Reynolds *physically* reminds him of Tim Tebow. He's not making a one-for-one comparison, but in terms of his build, multi-sport stardom, and other traits, Reynolds reminds Swinney of Tebow, whom he recruited back in the day.
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Winner gets to be the next HC at Clemson!
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2-10 for Clemson football is legitimately on the table. This is one of the worst teams I’ve ever seen
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Dabo and Chad Morris thinking of what kind of screen to throw next
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Not even joking Brad Brownell would coach a better football team than Dabo at this point
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Sweet AI logo 👍
South Carolina Football
@GamecockFBSep 12
Today we’re celebrating Cocky’s induction into the Mascot Hall of Fame with a special helmet decal 🤙
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Clemson seriously gonna have to have a giveaway like Akron to call plays on the first series
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