Fat Runner Probs

I would just like to remind everyone that I hate running.

Fuck blisters and fuck running

I can't walk.

Just got emailed the track schedule.. NOOOOOO.

Hahaha fuuuuck that

Maybe I should start running soon..

K guys, time to get off your lazy ass' and start running

I haven't ran in two weeks... #slackin

I can't be the only person who doesn't like cross country..

"I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me". Philippians 4:13

Every time I go up for seconds at the team dinner I'm adding at least twenty seconds to my race time..

Jk, I have a college class..

NOT GOING TO PRACTICE CUZ YOLO

Oh my gosh, cross is almost done...

Like, who does that?

Why did I run this morning.. It was fucking 20 degrees.

I wish I could say #winning and actually have it be true.... #FatRunnerProbz

DQ and McDonald's after the conference meet #winning #FatRunnerProbz