
Proud father, lover of @Smuckers and husband to the most significant significant other on Earth: Mother Nature.
Joined July 2019
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Go to the grocery store for produce or pick from #MotherNature’s garden? Decision, decisions! What would you do?
Current family debate: What’s the best @Smucker’s Natural Fruit Spread flavor?
75%Strawberry
12%Blackberry
0%Red Raspberry
12%Orange Marmalade
8 votes • Final resultsWhat did one Autumn leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you! Just like I say to #MotherNature.
NEW JOKE ALERT: What did the walnut say to the pecan? …We’re friends because we’re both nuts. I think that joke also works for #MotherNature and I.
#MotherNature and I are having a bake-off with peanut butter & jelly recipes, what’s your favorite PB&J?
How have you kept your little ones entertained during quarantine? Comment below 👇 Daughter Nature is tired of my yodeling.
RT if you’re running out of lunch recipes and new ways to make slime.
#WorkingParentDay
I've been in social media hibernation for a while and the first thing I see is that it’s #NationalSchoolPictureDay. Am I responsible for taking pictures now? Because Daughter Nature is definitely not photo-ready.
People always ask me what it's like being married to #MotherNature. Well, let me tell you, she is a force to be reckoned with.
Spring is almost here! When #MotherNature told me, I got so excited I wet my plants.
#Tacotuesday is great but nothing beats a classic PB&J and anyone who says differently is #peanutbutterandjealous.
A lot of people try keeping up with the Joneses, but have you ever tried keeping up with #MotherNature? It’s not easy to track someone down when they’re in charge of the entire world.
If Daughter Nature refuses to sleep during #naptime, is she guilty of resisting a rest?
Which recipe says “Dear #MotherNature, I’m sorry for almost burning down the house”... asking for a friend.
43%Apricot Sticky Ribs
14%Butternut and Quinoa Soup
43%Carribean Pot Roast
7 votes • Final resultsAs the face of @smuckers, I’m all about trying to “preserve” my legacy. #MotherNature’s legacy speaks for itself...
#DYK butterflies taste with their feet? That must explain why there was a flutter of butterflies on my PB&J today. Or was it a butter of flutterflies? #TuesdayThoughts
Happy #ValentinesDay to my wonderful wife #MotherNature! I’m so grapeful for you!
Oh don’t mind me and Daughter Nature having a jam session. And no, I don’t mean we’re dancing around, we’re making peanut butter jam bars for #ValentinesDay! spr.ly/6017190AT
I love to help out #MotherNature by being hands-on in the kitchen. Make #lunchtime more fun by including a joke in your kid’s lunchbox. Need inspiration? You can use my favorite “You know what’s nuts? How good that PB&J you’re about to eat tastes. Love, Dad!”
