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Faux Andrew Luck

@FauxAndyLuck

Professional tweeter who played football in my spare time. Now a free agent in life, taking photos on my flip phone. Spider 2 Y Banana fanboy.

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Joined December 2012
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Jeff Saturday when the #Colts offensive line struggles on Sunday
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Ryan@RegressionIsDueOct 27
Chris Ballard leaving the Colts with no first round pick and Daniel Jones on a 88 million dollar contract
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 27
As the Colts now have begun to trade players ahead of the NFL’s deadline, it’s worth a reminder: the New York Jets hold Indianapolis’ 2027 first-round draft pick.
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cheese@CheesyCheesy3Oct 27
I hope the Colts trade me to be a fan of another team
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Logan
@SconnieColtOct 27
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Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) profile pictureJordan Schultz
@Schultz_ReportOct 27
WR-needy teams have called the #Colts on WR Josh Downs, according to several league sources. He’s a name that could be dealt as well.
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The Colts play football today
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Non-zero chance this tweet got Ballard fired
mcnabb #MakotoYukiFC (@mcnabbplswin) profile picturemcnabb #MakotoYukiFC@mcnabbplswinOct 19
To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 28. Oct. 2016, 3:12am Chris Ballard, nice person, should invite him to the island again.
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 19
Colts relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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@SconnieColtOct 19
Stephen Holder (@HolderStephen) profile pictureStephen Holder@HolderStephenOct 19
Breaking: The Colts have fired GM Chris Ballard.
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So funny that the happiest Colts fans have been in years isn’t after a major win, but because a man became unemployed
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 19
Colts relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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Colts fans opening twitter and seeing Chris Ballard has finally been fired
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Colts front office ⬇️⬇️
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No one
SleeperColts (@SleeperColts) profile pictureSleeperColts
@SleeperColtsOct 18
FILL IN THE BLANK: _____ will get fired tomorrow.
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#colts
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Jebediah
@itsJebediahOct 18
*Colts play like complete dogshit in the second half Commentator: “wow the fans seems to be very unhappy!”
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Whatever you think of Richardson, he is objectively better television than Jones and has a higher ceiling. At this point, I just want the Colts to be an interesting dumpster fire
Daigotsu Elenti (@ScarletElenti) profile pictureDaigotsu Elenti@ScarletElentiOct 18
Replying to @FauxAndyLuck
There's no point starting Turnover Tony. He's a known bad. It only ensures that the Jets get a better first round draft pick from the Colts.
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Noah Compton@nerlens_Oct 18
Me watching the #Colts imploding against a winless division rival knowing it’ll lead to the demise of an overstayed regime
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Start AR the rest of the year, fire Ballard and Steichen the moment clock hits triple zeros in Week 18. Absolute poverty franchise.
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I open twitter and am immediately presented with a threat
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ok, we really don’t have to do this every single week…
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Bro I stg if we get cooked by a 7th round rookie and Kaliakmanis ends up being the next undiscovered Tom Brady… 😭
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Hoist it! #colts
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