Ex Rob Edwards, Slaven Bilic, Chris Wilder, Valerien Ismael, Tom Cleverley, Paulo Pezzolano, Javi Gracia & Ed Still enthusiast. Now Alessio Dionisi Enthusiast.
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined September 2018
- Tweets7.8K
- Following378
- Followers525
- Likes4K
Pinned Tweet
Can’t believe that 20 years ago today, amid some of the worst floods the Lake District has ever seen, Mrs Jez (as she became) and I somehow managed to wade our way to church to get married. It may not have been exactly the wedding we planned but the marriage has been pretty good!
I played hide and seek at the airport. It was quite busy so I decided to hide in plain sight.
#LunchPun
My new job digging tunnels to find underground water sources is well boring.
#LunchPun
I’m thinking of setting up a carpentry club. Does anyone else want to join?
#LunchPun
We should be playing much better than that, of course. But at least we battled. Too often in recent seasons we haven’t. And today that was enough. It won’t always be, not by a long shot and it should be the bare minimum but most of these players do seem to care. #WatfordFC
Every time I see a picture of meringue, cream and fruit I salivate. It’s my pavalovian response.
#LunchPun
I’m genuinely conflicted as to what team should be played today. We look more solid with a back 3/5 but we’ve only 3 fit CB’s and that formation means playing none of our eleventy wingers. But 4231 doesn’t work without Bove. I think I’d be tempted by a 433/4321 #WatfordFC 1/2
…Even if it means Bravo having to play slightly out of optimal position. My team for today then - Ravaglia; Diatta, Pollock, Mlacic, Bola; Kyprianou, Kayembe, Payero; Bravo, Maamma, Boadu (but wouldn’t be adverse to Nabizada or Mavididi for Maamma). #WatfordFC
I ordered whisky on the rocks but the bartender forgot the whisky. I got a full refund though. So that’s justice.
#LunchPun
Anybody else want to join the group dressing as Pheasants for Halloween? I’m game.
#LunchPun
I’ve done a cover of a Michael Jackson song using only a tin whistle, a set of bagpipes and a triangle. I have to say - it’s not Bad.
#LunchPun
I’m a fully qualified Doctor but the only job available in my local hospital is collecting urine samples on the minimum wage. That’s taking the piss.
#LunchPun
Is nobody able to give me a definition of unsatisfactory? It’s not good enough.
#LunchPun
My mate told me he literally devoured a Steven King novel in one sitting. But I think he’s full of It. #LunchPun
A little concerned by what Zemura is doing there in the 93rd minute when we’re 1-0 up, but get in! #WatfordFC
I’ve written my #LunchPun for today about the world’s rarest disease. I doubt any of you will get it.
Ok - just seen the technical. It’s possible that Watford is no longer the worst performance of the evening. #WatfordFC #GBBO
About to watch Bake Off. It’s bread week. I’m expecting more rise than our defence from a corner, better combinations than our front three and fewer holes than our midfield. #WatfordFC #GBBO
About to watch Bake Off. It’s bread week. I’m expecting more rise than our defence from a corner, better combinations than our front three and fewer holes than our midfield. #WatfordFC #GBBO