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How much could I make sentences out of rehash, 5/4 and tomorrow comes today until I run out of sentences
"My wife's boyfriend" FYM 😭😭😭
My son asked for a PS5 because GTA VI is coming out soon
“Absolutely not. That game rewards car theft, gun violence and reckless driving”
He started crying and went to his room
To my shock, a few days later my wife’s boyfriend Pierre surprised him with a brand new PS5 and preordered GTA VI
My son hugged him and said it was the best gift he had ever received
I pulled my wife aside and explained that her lover was exposing our child to American criminal culture
She didn't say a word, so the next morning I did the only thing a loving father could do
While my son was still asleep, I returned the PS5 to the store
Thanks to the EU consumer protection law, I received a full cash refund and used this money to buy him something far more appropriate
A refurbished Siemens laptop with parental controls, and no access to violent video games
When he woke up and realized the PS5 was gone, he started crying
One day he’ll understand that protecting children means rejecting American violent brainrot
The world uYou live in doesn’t exist anymore
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i don't understand how either of them r that high in player count. Jailbreak Madcity and Bloxburg should have that many players not piggy and adopt me
That dick gon stink.
Amou Haji avoided bathing for over 60 years because he feared it would make him sick. After villagers finally persuaded him to wash, he died a few months later.
The Iranian lived near Dezhgah village, where neighbours built him a small brick shelter after he had spent time sleeping in a hole in the ground.
Local reports described him eating roadkill, while photographs showed him smoking several cigarettes at once.
He resisted attempts to clean him for decades. On one occasion, he reportedly jumped out of a car to avoid being taken to a river to wash.
In 2022, he finally agreed.
Iran’s state news agency reported that he later fell ill and died on October 23, aged 94.
I have been listening to family ties everyday since the start of October and I know 60% of the lyrics.
I made a better one
I made a smash or pass with all the toons... so you can look at my taste #Deadtoons
Everybody and I mean EVERYBODY should listen to dreamcast summer songs at least ONCE in their lifetime











