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James of All Trades. Mistress of Mise En Place. Hospitality. Community. Art. Queer.

Oakland, CA
Joined November 2009
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Cuando Dios creó este pájaro, estaba muy inspirado
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Never think again
I think a lot of dykes are only dykes bc they’re unattractive
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A library is one of the few places left in the world where a person can encounter centuries of human thought without having to prove their wealth, status, identity, or purchase access to every mind they wish to meet.
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Being an understanding woman is the start of your autoimmune disease and if you know you know
being an understanding woman has gotten me places i wouldn’t go with a gun
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What was intended to curse and humiliate has backfired. ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 Isaiah 54:17 But GOD 🙌🏾
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People are so funny who comes up with this stuff
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This is nuts
Mark Maggiori - "Night Falls Over The Little Colorado" (2023)
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I love when people are so deeply themselves they become almost a character
Showing up to work in the same outfit as your boss 😂
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Who wants to own the night and be vampires together?
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
every meal is $20
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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
And Megan does it the best…all natural😭
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You are a FKN legend bro… “Excuse me, do you have a baby shredder” Israeli section at weapons expo Washington DC
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Black Halloween is so funny. Cause why would you- LMAOAOAOAO
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BREAKING: Trump could Face Life in Prison without the chance of a pardon in Florida on Epstein if a Democrat wins A Democrat is very close to winning and There is No statute of limitations on prosecution for Epstein crimes in Florida
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ICE and Border Patrol protect Flávio Bolsonaro, using umbrellas to shield him from being photographed. Trump’s government beats and shoots ordinary working-class people but gives special protection to international criminals tied to money laundering and human trafficking.
Flávio Bolsonaro fled Brazil in breach of a court travel ban, reaching Miami via Argentina and Ecuador. Reports link the escape to Argentine President Milei’s circle and a wealthy unnamed intermediary. Trump’s administration promised visas for his family.
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ppl will invalidate your experience with them + deny harm they have caused cuz it doesn’t align with how they see themselves + how they believe they show up. it’s important to pay attention to how ppl talk about themselves cuz it can be indicative of how far they’re able to see
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wake up babe, people are about to discover reading.
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BREAKING: Huge confusion as Brazilian man not taken into ICE custody despite illegally entering US without a passport 👀
El excandidato presidencial brasileño Flávio Bolsonaro ha llegado este miércoles a Estados Unidos, donde será acogido por el Gobierno del presidente Donald Trump, tras huir de su país después de perder las elecciones frente a Lula da Silva.
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