Obvious facts from El Clásico: Kylian Mbappé deserves the Ballon d’Or, and there’s absolutely no other player who deserves it more than him. Lamine Yamal isn’t built for big games. He’s a great player, but he’s not that guy when it matters most. Diomande is a joy to watch, but he still has a lot to learn. Jude Bellingham is the best midfielder in the world. Vitinha, Pedri and co. can’t chat to this demon. Cucurella will forever be Yamal’s dad. Yamal just can’t get past him. Rodri isn’t that guy anymore, Dumfries isn’t that guy, and Gordon is just another Rashford. Valverde is one of the top three best right-backs in the world, and Arda Güler is genuinely our best right winger. I hate to admit it.