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Joined February 2010
Mii Plaza is essentially a tank of your own little Backrooms people you made
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Honestly a generational talent
Some jokes from my special 🐠
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Hiccups is microdosing Tourette’s
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All the top comics gather in Joe Rogan's sauna to talk real shop and just shoot the shit. And comedians are modern day philosophers. His steam room is basically our Plato's Academy. Discussing things like, my balls itch
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I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell
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Benny Feldman retweeted
“I’m at the aquarium petting zoo just absolutely grabbing” is one of my favorite jokes of all time lol
Some jokes from my special 🐠
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Some jokes from my special 🐠
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Very funny stuff, I do recommend adding it to your weekend.
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I try to watch movies from the perspective of an audience member and try to imagine what I might think if I was someone watching the movie
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If you believe in reincarnation, a cyanide pill is basically an instant Animorph pill
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For sure my guy, it's important to me that your vision feels rocked with
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Benny Feldman retweeted
I will never virtue signal for clout. Comedians that do that are such sell outs. Anyway, use my promo code for this app that lets you gamble on war
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I am aware I look like the goofy movie cheese guy
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Benny Feldman retweeted
you should watch this if you enjoy cracking up
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Benny Feldman retweeted
people talk a lot about ‘the current state of standup comedy’ and i want to share benny feldman’s butterfly pavilion is a ray of hope
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My friend Benny is one of the most inventive and wonderful up and coming comics in the country. Watch his special. You won't be disappointed
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this guy is on the Mt Rushmore of one-liner writers, and is the most alive guy on there
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One of the most successful things both parties have achieved is convincing Americans that our foreign policy has absolutely nothing to do with our domestic policy, and that the woes of the world aren't directly tied to our own.
I'm borrowing money to keep up with increasing medical costs, food and bills but I'm getting calls, messages and leaflets on my door talking about genocide? Are you kidding me? Fuck you and your bullshit genocide cries. IDGAF! I'm tired of it.
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Benny Feldman retweeted
People constantly think I stole my own jokes lol
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Random people will sometimes try to give me a joke for my act, usually a bad pun. Can you imagine poking your head into a kitchen at a restaurant and being like. You guys should make chicken nuggets. Just be sure to credit me
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