Moaning faced moggie who despises the Tories, Reform, UKIP, Brexit party,Trump and Farage lies
Scotland
Joined February 2009
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Felix (Parody) retweeted
Nigel Farage, "At Michael Barrymore's house they removed all the ashtrays, on the basis that they chuck all the fags in the pool."
Can't imagine the outrage if they found a clip of Zack Polanski saying this.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
« Nous avions l’habitude de voler à bord de ce magnifique Concorde, l’une des plus belles œuvres d’art que j’aie jamais vues. J’y ai volé souvent et puis un jour, ils ont réduit la vitesse d’environ un tiers. J’ai dit : “Que s’est-il passé ?” Alors c’est l’une des rares industries qui ont régressé, mais c’est fini. »
(Il n’a jamais pris le Concorde et la vitesse du Concorde n’a jamais été réduite d’un tiers.)
Felix (Parody) retweeted
You boy!
I’m performing at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.
Tell everyone about it and let them know I’ll be available for selfies before and after the silence thing.
I’ll also be signing copies of my book ‘It’s all about me’.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
Reform UK vote AGAINST higher tax on bank mega-profits to fund energy bills support.
Reform UK decided that asking banks to pay a bit more tax out of their mega-profits to help out Brits was something they just couldn't get behind.
thelondoneconomic.com/politi…
Felix (Parody) retweeted
ICE Agent in Chicago pointing a pistol at civilian who took his picture.
This is one of Trump’s fucking Nazis.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
🏆 This has to win Clip of the Year.
Nigel Farage confidently predicts Trump will defy the polls because Republicans are brilliantly organised and Elon Musk didn’t spend $450 million just for fun 🤣🤣🤣
Hours later: Trump repudiated, both houses lost and Musk’s money incinerated, even in Texas.
Perfect. No notes. 😂
Felix (Parody) retweeted
Nigel Farage, 28 Feb 2026:
“The Prime Minister needs to change his mind… and back the Americans in this vital fight against Iran!”
Nigel Farage now (after Trump midterms disaster):
The war was a “mistake,” Trump broke his promises, and he is worried about more strikes.
Classic Farage. He backed it when it looked strong. Now that Trump is a lame duck president, he is calling it out. Fraud.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
Holy shit. Trump says if anyone starts knocking down walls at the White House, “You’ll call me wherever I may be, and I will come back here and I will make sure it never happens.”
Sir, that’s the White House. You don’t get to keep a key.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
I think it’s fucking funny that Trump thinks he can stop future presidents from redecorating his Oval Office brothel when he’s the very same guy who tore down an entire wing of the White House without even asking for permission. He can go fuck himself.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
You could have used words like 'protect' or 'defend' but you chose the word 'kill'.
A deliberate choice I'm sure, to tie in with Reform UK's current hard tilt to the far-right.
Moderation in our language was demanded by Reform after Ann Widdecombe's death.
🤷♂️
Felix (Parody) retweeted
“6 years after Reform was formed it only had 8 MPs (4 elected as Tories). It was sinking in the polls and riddled with sleaze.
So I simply bought some guys from their jobs with enormous salaries paid for by overseas crypto billionaires, and gave them titles of Shadow Minister!”
Felix (Parody) retweeted
Dear @WhiteHouse: Stop attacking democracy. You disrespect the American people by saying they voted in a crooked election.
If you have evidence of alleged voter fraud, then have your puppet @AGToddBlanche try to prosecute.
Otherwise take your authoritarian shit and shove it.
Felix (Parody) retweeted
Putting a "VETO" hat on his desk during a press-conference, where all I gotta do is change 2 friggn' letters - is just askin' for it ;)
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