Data Analyst | SQL ▪︎ Excel ▪︎ Power BI.

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Joined November 2017
Hi, I'm Femi ,A data analyst and you ?
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I crode 😭😭😭 Sit up and become a farmer
God will help us Editor: Claude 😂
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The funny thing is that AI learns from data, and that data includes images of real people. The more human faces these models learn from, the better they become at generating realistic faces. So technically, a completely AI-generated face is actually someone who actually exists. But there's something about how AI learns human faces that makes this whole situation even more disturbing.
Somebody is dragging me on Instagram for using her face for marketing when it ChatGPT that generated the image. Who's fault is it?😂😂😂😂
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I've been seeing Pepsi in almost every picture this guy posts. There's a reason I started reading about glucose and cognitive function, but one particular finding has been bothering me since I saw this tweet.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Tsk Tsk.
I will tell you the truth. This is coming from someone who has ACTUALLY worked in tech, still does - saw the handwriting on the wall and safely pivoted/diversified. In 2026, tech is like forex. Do people still make money legitimately from forex? Yes. But the people who seem to be making the most money are the ones teaching others how to make money. If you're paying to learn tech - even though its not wrong, you should know what you're getting into. 1. YOU ARE NOT GETTING INTERNSHIP SUPPORT. 700 participants, 2 internship spots is not internship support. 2. Go and read on the streak of layoffs happening currently across the ecosystem - and it is just starting. Microsoft just made an announcement asking about 6000 employees to activate their buyout clause - essentially saying: "Terminate your contract now, and we will give you an agreed sum". This is a strong indicator of more layoffs. Entire tech workflows that would ordinarily take a month, is getting done in 1 day. There is insane saturation. The only ones assured on returns are the ones who sold a course to you. That you don't like what I've said, doesn't make it a lie.
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Newbie: “I know how to use Excel.” Senior: “Try entering something in this cell.” Newbie: Clicks… (F2) Senior: “WHOOOOAAAAAA!!”
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I think we underestimate how much adulthood affects our ability to learn. A child wakes up knowing someone will probably provide food (because thats all they care about) But an adult is trying to learn something new while thinking about rent, work, family responsibilities and where the next paycheck would come from . And when you're constantly under pressure, your brain struggles to give learning the attention it deserves. That's one reason chronic stress affects memory and concentration. Some adults are actually trying their best, but their minds hardly get any rest.
Kids can pick up a new language just by playing while Adults can study for years and still struggle to speak it.What exactly changed?
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Where are you guys applying for jobs this time?? Real jobs abeg🤲🏽
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Being born into a rich family is a bigger achievement in life than graduating with a first class.
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If your employer accidentally paid you double your salary and never noticed, would you report it?
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Here's a quick fix I learnt from a senior engineer, if you want to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste.
the hardest problem in computer science is getting a file from one computer to another
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When you start something new, you are usually excited about it. You have the motivation, you have the plans, and you are looking forward to seeing where it takes you. But that excitement won’t always be there. I have come to realise that you can’t depend on how you feel every day to make progress. You have to build habits that keep you going, even when you don’t feel as motivated as you did when you started. Because on the days when motivation isn’t there, it’s the habits you have built that will make you show up.
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8 Websites to Explore for Online Earning Opportunities! 👇
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I asked my mentor that wrks at a top bank & had interviewed several DAs, He said that they didnt rejected him because he can't write complex sql queries without google They might have rejected him because they noticed he cannot think logically as Problem solver without google
A company rejects a data analyst because they can't write complex SQL queries without Google. Is that a fair reason to reject them?
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I crode 😭😭😭 Sit up and become a farmer
God will help us Editor: Claude 😂
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With Microsoft offering voluntary exit packages to 60,000 employees, what happens to those who have always dreamed of working there someday?
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19 essential Excel functions everyone should know. From SUM, AVERAGE, and IF to XLOOKUP, INDEX MATCH, and date functions, master the formulas that make data cleaning, calculations, and analysis faster and easier. Save this Excel cheat sheet for daily use. #MicrosoftExcel – at New Delhi, India
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I need an entry level Accountant. Location: Jabi - Abuja Schedule: Onsite Budget: 250k Net I need 5 corps members for a client in Utako. Fashion illustration and canva skills are preferred.
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The funny thing is that AI learns from data, and that data includes images of real people. The more human faces these models learn from, the better they become at generating realistic faces. So technically, a completely AI-generated face is actually someone who actually exists. But there's something about how AI learns human faces that makes this whole situation even more disturbing.
Somebody is dragging me on Instagram for using her face for marketing when it ChatGPT that generated the image. Who's fault is it?😂😂😂😂
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