UX Researcher | Taco connoisseur 🌮 | Child of the vines from Napa
Oakland, CA
Joined October 2011
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I started the rise to Serie A, fan since 2017 when I went right before my friend’s wedding. Almost missed the wedding because they wouldn’t let me out.
One of my 9 year old relatives, Gael, and mentioned he got banned by @Roblox and wants to speak directly to @DavidBaszucki!
Please connect him directly, this is his Christmas wish! The other kid called him trash! 🗑️
Earthquake alert please only tell me if a 6.0+ or the “big one” is coming. My dog makes the house move more when she runs around in circles.
Testimonial: @TeamMessi about @intermiamicf
“Where do I begin? I never thought I'd find a place like "La Masia Miami". It brings back memories of my Barcelona, yet takes it to a new level! This is a footballer's dream come true, and as I'm retiring, it's the perfect oasis.”
Looks like Sacramento to MLS is finally happening!
Sacramento International Airport announces new nonstop flight to Miami kcra.com/article/sacramento-…
Follow me for no good reason on that one new Threads app, maybe you’ll get taco recommendations but more likely me crawling back into my cave of darkness.
threads.net/@edfernan
Does anyone want to pay me to eat and travel my way until I’ve gained 200 extra lbs?
Probably funner than actual job hunting and interviewing.
I will sacrifice my body for food.
How will my first week post-layoff go?
0%Smooth, 100% on top of it
33%Come on, smooth brain!
67%Just go eat and nap
3 votes • Final resultsGot hit by the mass layoffs, now need to find a new job!
Let me know if there’s anything out there, otherwise I’ll just start selling sketchy food that tastes good out of the trunk of my car.
Fun fact, I’m banned from Airbnb.
Honestly, not an interesting or exciting reason. I blame my first job out of college