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Joined January 2024
Alternatively, you could go out and touch grass my dude.
Yesterday, Iowa House Republicans were informed by their own pollsters that if you are in a +15 district you’re within the margin for error, if you’re in a +10 district you’re underwater, and that this might end being an even worse midterm environment than 2006. I slept on whether to share this publicly, because I don’t want to cause anyone to black pill. But this morning I ultimately decided the truth should be shared while there is still six weeks left to do something about it for the good of the country. Because if the environment is this bad in my home state, where Trump has been the most popular political figure over the last decade, I can’t imagine where it is everywhere else. Whatever we’re doing or not doing in Iran/Hormuz has become a 2020 Covid lockdown level of political albatross. This is approaching TARP bailout levels of unpopular in my home state. We are risking what’s left of the Trump presidency on this, because if Democrats take control the legislative branch the Trump domestic agenda we all voted for will largely cease between what a Democrat Congress will do and the courts have already been doing. Not to mention what it will cost individual states like my own, which we have worked so hard to make so red these last 20 years (with Trump’s help). This whatever/kinda/sorta/but not really war has become an existential misuse of political capital. Many of us never thought it was worth it, and more and more it appears voters agree. We have to save our own country and our own way of life first before we can save anyone else. We have to save America before we can save the world. If a plane is endangered, you are told to put on your mask first otherwise you’re of no use to help save anyone else. I desperately want us to win. I desperately want this presidency to fulfill all the great promise it had coming out of the 2024 election. But whatever this currently is, isn’t it. We don’t have to just sit here and take the L. It doesn’t have to end this way. We can still win. There’s plenty of ammunition to hammer the Democrats with. We need the president out on the stump asap. We need better and way more aggressive messaging. Stop running fake and gay ads about how often so-and-so shows up for votes, and instead mercilessly hammer Democrats on the wickedness they’re voting for. Articulate specifically what the mission/victory is in Iran/Hormuz, because out here in the cheap seats it feels like another Middle East War quagmire regular folks are paying for on both ends all over again. And for heaven’s sake, make sure Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas are getting the finest healthcare in America.
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Don’t forget this fucking clown.
Replying to @cjc
It is over. Iran hasn’t been able to kill a single soldier since day 2 and every single military goal has been achieved, and every Diplomatic goal exceeded.
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Imagine being so outraged about this that you’d ask your supporters to think.
Channel Nine has taken more than $16 million from the federal government. They should explain why they took that money to meet with the KKK.
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If it had to be “handled” then it wasn’t from the heart. Snivelling apology when you fuck up; hardly the stuff of contrition.
Really well handled. Intelligently handled.
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One of the most unlikeable coaches in the AFL.
"At the end of the game part of me wanted to break down in tears, part of me wanted to scream with rage, part of me wanted to throw chairs." 🗣️ Sam Mitchell on his final siren emotions #AFLFinals
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“Probably was there” My dude he had one arm free and an eternity to dispose of the ball and he didn’t. What the fuck is “probably”!
That is very close to the greatest game of football I've ever seen. Shame it will be remembered for a controversial free kick. My instinctive reaction was no free. Have now seen replay and probably was there. But both teams should be so proud of their efforts, that's the way footy should always be played. #aflhawkslions
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Thank Christ. Maybe we can get this all over with at long last
World War 3 may be starting now. Like for real this time.
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Cell. A brain cell.
Has anyone else noticed that when you’re getting a lot of MAGA accounts in your feed, they’re all saying the same exact thing? It’s like they all share a brain.
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You’re still alive?
It was a game for the ages! For many reasons. A great crowd of 97,000. I will be gardening next weekend🫠
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What you don’t know is that he dug a hole. It’s filling with water.
Australia has a famous actor named Stephen Curry. I shit you not.
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A glorious day! The bells of Notre Dame in Paris rang this morning for the first time since the fire in 2019!
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Ridley Scott, who turns 87 this month, has no plans to retire.
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You know who he was, and voted for him. Fuck you. Especially fuck you if you didn’t vote at all. Fuck all y’all.
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Not being rude, but Americans are truly the stupidest.
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You misspelled giant flaming bag of shit again, Nissan.
Uhh, no he isn't. He's just a big douchebag in a room
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RIP @JaneyGodley Rest easy, trump is still a cunt and we’ll deal with him soon.
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What an utter tragedy, the incomprehensible grief they must be feeling; profound words from a devastated father. Heartbreaking.
Jack Davey’s father Michael has bravely opened up on the crash tragedy that claimed the life of his boy. #hawthorneast #7NEWS 📌More info: gofundme.com/f/support-the-d…
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Have a cry you sook.
This is disgusting. Kamala Harris and her boss Joe Biden are attacking half of the country. There's no excuse for this. I hope Americans reject it. xitter.cf/gabegutierrez/status/1…
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