If you naively extrapolate the reported Irkutsk, Russia plague cluster (1 → 5 cases in 10 days), you get every human on Earth infected by February.
That's why naive exponential curves are useless here. 197 contacts are quarantined, plague is treatable, and the realistic range is ~5–15 cases.
BREAKING: Trump Administration releases revolutionary benchmark numbers for America.gov, beating GPT-2 in Terminal-Bench 4.0 and competing with it in other benchmark categories. Superintelligence (AI) is coming full steam ahead. 🔥
BREAKING 🚨: SEC investigating Miami Heat media team for prediction market manipulation regarding LeBron James free agency decision.
Allegations state that Heat media employees intentionally “leaked” a press conference indicating the 4x NBA champion will sign with the Heat in order to reduce odds that he’d sign with the Philadelphia 76ers.
Now that James has signed with the Sixers, it is clearer that the act was premeditated market manipulation.
For everyone that laughed at us and doubted us, please apologize. I don’t fuck up
It’s been a while, but I felt obliged to update you all on a lead I received this morning.
A source tells me that LeBron James has closed a 2-year deal with the Philadelphia 76ers (per @FullTimeSprts).
A Sixers announcement is imminent.
JOINT STATEMENT FROM @FiberReport & @FullTimeSprts:
Full Time Sports and Fiber Bulletin Report condemn The Stratum Paper for its misinformation regarding LeBron James’ free agency decision.
Multiple insiders have confirmed that the 22x NBA all-star has in fact signed a veteran minimum deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, which TSP itself ascertained.
We are working with our legal team on bringing a resolution to this matter. Thank you for your understanding and trust.
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BREAKING: LeBron James highly interested in anticipated Claude Opus 5 model, set to be released by Anthropic tomorrow.
James has partaken in discourse regarding ChatGPT 5.6-Sol and Fable 5, so this is expected.
Will share more updates as I learn them 👀🔥
Holy shit. I’m literally shaking as I type this right now. I just got off the phone with my guy. It’s a done deal. LeBron to Philly pending announcement tomorrow afternoon.
Can’t believe it. Sixers get their man 🔥
BREAKING: Donald Trump and LeBron James had a 38-minute phone call on Wednesday evening regarding his free agency decision, a source tells @FiberReport.
The US president is pressuring the 22x NBA all-star to sign with the Philadelphia 76ers.
All eyes on the SIXERS 👀🇺🇸
BREAKING: LeBron James’ son Bronny’s best friend’s cousin’s dad’s barber’s dentist’s neighbor’s dog walker’s ex-wife’s yoga instructor’s landlord’s mechanic’s bowling teammate’s Uber driver’s college roommate’s aunt’s accountant’s fishing buddy’s niece’s piano teacher’s mail carrier’s fantasy football commissioner’s chiropractor’s dry cleaner’s son’s girlfriend’s stepbrother’s former camp counselor’s barber’s cousin’s dentist’s plumber’s realtor’s softball coach’s brother-in-law’s pet sitter’s coworker’s mom’s pickleball partner’s tax preparer’s hairstylist’s nephew’s roommate’s uncle’s deli cashier’s wife’s Pilates instructor’s grandfather confirms that the all-star NBA player has signed a 1-YEAR DEAL with the Philadelphia 76ers, a source tells @FullTimeSprts.
The deal will be announced “any second now” and is expected to be worth north of $55 MILLION.
Sixers get their dream team 🔥
.@FullTimeSprts nailed it here - There are people out there in certain camps that are manipulating predictive markets to diminish odds he’ll go to the Sixers (even though we know that’s where he’s headed) all while they gamble on it and make more off a “lower chance.”
BREAKING: LeBron James in intense discussions with Claude Fable 5 regarding free agency decision.
Claude is advising that the NBA 22x all-star sign with the Miami Heat, but James prefers Philadelphia.
ALL EYES ON THE SIXERS 👀🏆
BREAKING: LeBron James in serious talks with ChatGPT about free agency decision.
ChatGPT 5.6-Sol is advising him to sign with the Philadelphia 76ers, but family voicing disagreement.
ALL EYES ON THE SIXERS 👀
BREAKING: LeBron James’ son Bronnie’s best friend’s cousin’s dad confirms that the all-star NBA player has signed a 1-YEAR DEAL with the Philadelphia 76ers, a source tells @FullTimeSprts.
The deal will be announced imminently and is expected to be north of $55 MILLION.
Sixers get their dream team 🔥
BREAKING: LeBron James and Philadelphia 76ers GM Mike Gansey spoke on the phone for 43 minutes tonight, per @FullTimeSprts.
The concepts of an agreement has been agreed upon for days but financial details are still being worked out.
Sources say it’s likely looking like a 2-year, $85 million contract.
