MA Creative Writing graduate, photographer & video producer. Making stuff 🌲📷🎥
UK Birmingham
Joined November 2013
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There's a scene involving Marmite in a London-set episode of the new Black Mirror series. Meant to be near-future. NOW A UTOPIAN PIPE DREAM.
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Speaking to the teenage feminists of Twitter who are obsessed with serial killers bit.ly/253g6tm
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What the world would look like if humans hadn't killed all the animals
bit.ly/1QjaUho
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China is kicking 9,000 people out of their homes to make room for a massive alien telescope bit.ly/1KVTfd1
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You could spend your youth at a job, paying rent and hating life, or you could just say fuck it and move into a van bit.ly/23NtORb
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I watched 26 teams create horror movies from scratch in just 48 hours bit.ly/1Tr1kIo
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I USED TO SAY I HAD WRITERS BLOCK UNTIL I STARTED BEING HONEST AND SAID I WAS TERRIFIED OF CREATING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T LIKE
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if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? "lol im OWNING all these bees" i say as i put my face in the beehive
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Hi folks, if you look out the left side of the plane you'll see some clouds or some shit. I'm super drunk. My daughter is dating a puppeteer
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something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care
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BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called
DARTH VADER: the death—
[inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard]
DARTH VADER: uh the health star
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'we love the sea because it's where we come from we fear it because we left so long ago', I say suddenly, startling myself, and the waitress
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Teen nearly dies doing duct tape challenge, so maybe don’t do the duct tape challenge bit.ly/1PUWNsq
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“Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book.”
― Jane Smiley
#KeepReading
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30% of Republican voters want to bomb Aladdin's made-up country, according to poll bit.ly/22e4GCy
