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in the grimdark future, only 2 factions remain: the pure lovers of eggnog, and the Satanic communists.

The Islands, via West Virginia
Joined May 2022
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Replying to @MPRoomba
One day, this will be real.
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My star guide says she's a whore.
> "My astrology sign says I'm loyal, but I cheated on my boyfriend. Why?"
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I suspect you don't get a lot of things, Marcus. Start with KE=1/2MV squared, then research the mass of a Learjet 60, the velocity was Mach 0.9, do some math, and find out what the effect on an aluminum structure would be when all of that energy is released on it in .001 seconds.
I don’t get it — I’m genuinely curious to where any of the plane wreckage is. That just looks like a massive empty crater.
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By "Israel's plans to nuke Iran," he means someone told Tucker you would need a nuke to take out Pickaxe Mtn, and Tucker, as usual, decided to report that as fact instead of conjecture and then do his creeper laugh. To which Ian and the rest of the clown car will treat as Gospel
Gosh what a coincidence that today Israel’s plans to nuke Iran got leaked. So coincidental….
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Again, the idea of Trump nuking Iran is completely made up, whole cloth. When he said he would annihilate the Iranian regime, people like Liam, Tucker and AJ got it in their heads that meant nukes, and have run with it. But there is absolutely no foundation for it. None.
The levels of betrayal it requires for DJT to go from campaigning on no new wars to considering dropping the first nuke in 81 years…
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If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
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Tucker Carlson is their source.
BREAKING: "Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program," per Tucker Carlson
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Wajat out here promising the Jihad he always accused of being a conspiracy theory. Jump if you're being foggy, bitch.
If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
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Anakin, the Indians running the local gas station make the country a better place! Can’t you see that?
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Says the chick that abandoned her party.
🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene calls Haley Stevens a traitor for abandoning her party.
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Man, I just sat down for a smoke... As Grand Admiral Of Propaganda, I have provided a statement: Let us establish the definitive facts regarding the permanent decommissioning of the Jedi Order. Weaponized Radicals: The term "younglings" is a manipulative distortion. These were Jedi Initiates, heavily indoctrinated and lethal combatants drilled daily in high-intensity lightsaber warfare. Tactical Necessity: Leaving these highly trained cells active would have fueled a generational guerrilla war. Lord Vader's actions at the Temple operational base permanently dismantled a hostile shadow network, securing immediate galactic stability. Coup Counter Strike: These measures were the direct consequence of the Jedi High Council's violent, treasonous attempt to assassinate the Emperor. The military response was fully authorized to protect our new Order. Long Live The Empire.
Replying to @Cmnd_V
Except, there's this...
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Like their Islamic compatriots in the Red-Green alliance, the communist also views apostasy as a Capital Offense.
If you supported Haley Stevens now is your time to speak out, denounce her as the Republican she is and apologize for supporting a traitor.
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Michigan Democratic Party HQ this afternoon:
Congresswoman Stevens is not a current member of the Michigan Democratic Party, nor will she be in the future.
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Pablo Dax retweeted
Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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Pablo Dax retweeted
This reminds of a joke: A young priest asks a wise older priest, "What's the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?" The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Lutherans." The younger priest says, "I see. But where do the Jesuit and Dominican Orders really differ?" The older priest looks at him and says, "Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?"
Here is St. Ignatius of Loyola, trampling on the heretic Martin Luther.
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Modern Hollywood in a nutshell. "Let me get financing for the story I want to make by gutting a known universe and wearing it around like Buffalo Bill's skin suit." I hear "Goodbye, Horses," in my head everytime I hear stories like this.
Zach Cregger says he was frustrated with the reaction to his Resident Evil movie because people spent too much time arguing about how different it was from the games. “I was frustrated at the conversation around Resident Evil and how much of the conversation really didn’t have anything to do with the movie.” People kept focusing on missing characters, changes to the lore and why the film wasn’t closer to the original games. Cregger wanted to capture what it feels like to play Resident Evil rather than just copy the games’ story and characters. He’s still proud of the movie, though, and says he made exactly the film he wanted.
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Wow, the Empire had a monopoly on force? Almost like every single government in human history?
Replying to @CopaExMachina
Who the hell is wielding the giant-ass space death laser though? Almost like the Empire has all the cards here and it's okay with blowing up entire planets. It's the rebels who don't want this machine to continue threating the rest of the galaxy
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Pablo Dax retweeted
Are we really supposed to believe the Rebel Alliance in Star Wars is the good guys? Leia is cornered for only 5 seconds before she's willing to blow up the remote planet of Dantooine (a completely defenseless frontier world populated by peaceful grain farmers, families, and simple pioneers who don't even know a war is happening), all to save the biggest state sponsor of intergalactic terror that's Alderaan. Sorry, I'm just not buying it. The math doesn't add up, and frankly, the Alliance is a terrorist cell. Open your eyes.
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I held my nose and voted for the leftist Shelley Moore Capito. I know how corrupt and traitorous she is. I also know what the Dems have outright said they will do to everyone right of Mao if they get power again. In the end, at least RINOs don't want us dead or imprisoned.
Just go fucking vote. If you can warlord while you grow vegetables or whatever stupid fantasy you indulge you can hold your nose and vote for a few shitty candidates along with some very decent ones. There is no excuse that’s a good one.
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A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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He is also a federal informant. And gay.
"If Kamala Harris won, we would be in Paradise" - Nick Fuentes
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