These are the great movies of our time that have yet to be made.
The Silver Screen
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An entire movie about Luke Skywalker on an island by himself.
It's just two hours him milking things.
At the end, he makes cheese.
A Star Wars movie where both sides have a Death Star and the hunt for each other in a cat-and-mouse game could end the galaxy.
A movie where the previews just run for the full two hours and no one minds since they're better than movies anyway
A movie that's just a blank screen because the camera guy didn't take off the lens cap but they put it in theaters anyway and call it art.
An M. Night Shymalan movie where the twist is that you wasted 2 hours of your life watching a bad movie.
A movie where everything explodes for two hours for no reason.
Oh, wait. That exists.
It's every action movie ever.
The same plot as the Matrix, only the Matrix runs Windows.
The system crashes on its own.
The human race is saved by shitty programming.
The Sandlot 2:
The next generation of kids grows up next to the sandlot.
They stay inside by themselves playing Xbox.
The end.
Rogue One 2:
All the characters are dead.
They come back as Force ghosts to haunt those who forgot their heroism.
No one recognizes them.
The 10 Commandments 2:
People find too many loopholes.
God makes 10 new rules.
Don't double dip.
Text, don't call, or go to hell.
Trolls II:
No one wants to eat the trolls anymore.
Their population explodes.
They outpace their food sources.
Famine kills them all.
Search for Spock 2
Spock clones himself again with the Genesis project
He mind melds his memories over
He is immortal
All hail god Spock
Storks 2:
The storks struggle to keep up with demand.
Parents want 8 kids at once.
They don’t want a family
They want a reality TV show.