Formerly known as Blueberry Clock of the Clock Crew
Joined December 2011
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the 18th century is like the 80s, the 19th century is like the 90s, and the 20th century is like the 2000s I mean think about it
There are only 25 Sizzlers left in California. That is one Sizzler per 6,578 square miles. Without crossing state lines, the average distance to the nearest Sizzler from a random starting point in California is 405 miles. That is longer than a 6 hour drive
This is the biggest moment in monster cereal history since 2013... scratch that, the biggest since 1987
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General Mills' UNDERCOVER BEARS OATMEAL gave kids the rare chance to eat gummy bears for breakfast by taking a bowl of oatmeal and covering it in “detective” bears that were revealed in hot water. (Coupon, 1990)
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Because of the @OverlordViper snack memories tweet, I’m going down a U.K. snack food from@the past rabbit hole. This is the best so far.
People think the @McDonalds logo is an M but it's actually a two-way orbital conduit that uploads Ray Croc & the world's consciousness into a server room buried beneath the original location
