Bald

Dublin
Joined June 2009
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Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo
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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
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No blue tick, just lying for the love of the game
Yesterday I Took an Uber to a job interview and tipped the Uber guy 200 extra, entered the boardroom for the interview found that the uber guy was one of my interviewers and he said 'No need for the interview to continue, i have seen you’re a generous young man, you have the job”
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One time I got mugged at knifepoint by two guys and I found myself saying, first and foremost, in reaction to seeing the knife, for reasons that are absolutely beyond me, “now hold on a minute there compadre.”
said "bob's your uncle" in an interview today. what the fuck i dont say bobs your uncle. ive never said that phrase in my LIFE
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Early scenes from Brendan Mullin’s arrival at The ‘Joy are filtering through…
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Sinn Féin actually call them the North of Lights
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Waitress is making us all sit on the same side of the table
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Jesus Christ, save some pussy for the rest of us
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Derek Finnegan retweeted
Yer nan thinks she’s Pep Guardiola
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I drove in to Dublin city centre last night to pick up my wife from her work Christmas party. And I have to say I’ve never been so ashamed to be Irish. The rowdy disregard for law and order was abhorrent. Not town, that was quiet. But you’d want to see my missus with drink in her
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We therefore have deep concern over some of the bids that are being made. We are watching the current process closely with this in mind. 2/2
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Derek Finnegan retweeted
The illusion of democracy was laid bare by the US Supreme Court decision today. The way in which that court was robbed of its balance and used as a political football shows the awful consequences of how these institutions can be abused for personal gain. #RoeVsWade
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The greatest trick the devil ever played was that one where he pretended he got my nose. So good. Was just his thumb.
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He'll probably take public transport. Busin' Poots
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It really really bugs me that almost every single apple sold in this country comes with a stupid sticker on it. It’s an apple. It came from a pack of apples. I don’t need a sticker to tell me it’s an apple. instagram.com/p/CO0sdHvHeLf/…
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Celebrity door handles. Number 4: Kenneth Williams
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Rose: I spent two years as a volunteer nurse in Syria. The conditions were terrible. One night the hospital came under rocket fire. We saved as many as we could. It haunts me to this very day Daithi: So I understand you have a dance that you always do at weddings #RoseOfTralee
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There's more to learn here, but we capped this list at 18 in honor of Wendie Jo Sperber lying about her age to get the role. buff.ly/2HHJpzn
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