Professional Florida Man 🤠 Professional Swamp Lord 🐊 Professional Patriot 🇺🇸 Adeptus Veterinarius 🐗

Florida, USA
Joined September 2025
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The team at the ER is fucking FANTASTIC. Every single person there is so competent, compassionate and really knows what they're doing and that makes everything SO smooth 😎 I'm so excited to go back tonight 😁 staying awake is the only hard part 😅
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First overnight commencing in 50 minutes! 😬😁 I'm super excited, I can't even put it into words. I hope they like me 🥹🤣
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Whole fuckin' squad is Black Templar! 😎 That's amazing. For the Emperor!
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TOMOROWS HOMESCHOOLIN LESSON FOR MY GRANKIDS EVERY DAY I WISH GOD WOULDA TOOK JEFF GORDON INSTED - sent from ‘02 Ford Taurus w/ “3” The Intimidator Decals -
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Bruhhhh 🤤 I wish I could send smells through X
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DEFINITELY love the Japanese people. And Koreans 😏😉
My American brothers and sisters! Whenever I ask you what you love about Japan, you say FOOD, ANIME, SAMURAI, and NINJAS! COME ON, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE THE JAPANESE PEOPLE TOO! STOP BEING SHY AND JUST ADMIT IT! 🤣
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It feels so good to be back!
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Ooooooh mama that shit's good
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The Emperor protects!
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So much nicer 😎
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Floors fixed! 🫡🤣 No more soft spots, but there's a little uh.. variance. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Beans and bacon, baby! 😎
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Finally cleared a path out down to the lake! 🥰😁 Fishin' time soon! AND we're building a fire pit! Maybe having my Dad move in isn't all that bad (sometimes) 🤷🏻‍♂️ He just fell off the roof, though. That was exciting 🤦🏻‍♂️ (he's ok)
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Alright, went to Lowe's, got what we needed; but it wasn't what we needed, so went to Ace, and now back to work 🤦🏻‍♂️ "Yeah it won't take long, we'll be done by 11:00a" 🤣
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Finally fixing the 2nd shower today after TWO YEARS 🤦🏻‍♂️😬 And by fixing it, I mean having my brother do all the stuff I don't know how to do, which is why it's not been fixed yet. 🫡
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The Dreadnought near the end of Space Marine 2 had the same energy as Liberty Prime from Fallout and I'm so fuckin' here for it. IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, I CAST YOU DOWN! 💥
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"In a world full of Leandros', be a Chairon."
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"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded"
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Praise the Omnissiah!
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Can't breathe underwater.. Gill issue.
Bank account is sad. Bill issue.
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