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The only way to justify being an obnoxiously loud motorcycle guy is to play Truffle Butter 24/7 on a loop, and yet I’ve yet to see it done

All my heroes are women

Agreed, but the Dark Knight is the patron saint of this category

@Chocoford_ just started using Excalidraw, is there any way to sync files across Mac and PC? Also, any chance snap-to-align is in your feature roadmap?

They missed I’m pissed - a poem

Fuck Time. Fuck the media.

Getting kind of jealous of the packages in my lobby. I might have to order something from Amazon just to return it

Back off.

I legit passed Steve Aoki on my way through the airport too. Kinda miffed he didn’t throw a cake in my face

The airport bar doesn’t start serving until 10am now? Worst birthday gift imaginable.

Can you get a subscription to whiskey? Asking for a friend

Better get out your galoshes

My schedule today #IWD

It turns out you get out of things what you put into them… believe me, not my idea

I’d make a great minor celebrity but a terrible major one

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua

You fools, this isn’t even my final form

I have an uncanny ability to keep finding more shit to buy