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Paddles Ardern-Gayford. She/her. First Cat of New Zealand. Have thumbs, will tweet. Not affurliated with Labour Pawty. Bullies will be SCRATSCHED /blocked. 😽

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined October 2017
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I am stardust. ❤️
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It's amazing how a cat brought all of us together in a time that's so divisive. Thanks for that, Paddles. May we remember that lesson. @FirstCatofNZ #Prrpforever
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I will always believe in you teapawt.net/dominawillow/status/92…
Replying to @FirstCatofNZ
@FirstCatofNZ Paddles, sad to hear of her passing, in a weird way, she made you feel good, she said "I believe in you" to me once, and I actually felt better, Thanks Paddles you made your mark alright, Thank you @jacindaardern for sharing her with us.
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Paddles, @FirstCatofNZ, died after being hit by a car this morning. Please consider donating in his memory. @jacindaardern, so sorry 😿🇨🇦🌈 teapawt.net/firstcatofnz/status/92…
Just spoke w Paddles’ Dad, @NZClarke. If you would like to remember Paddles you are most welcome and encouraged to donate to the NZ SPCA. 😽
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Just spoke w Paddles’ Dad, @NZClarke. If you would like to remember Paddles you are most welcome and encouraged to donate to the NZ SPCA. 😽
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V sad PR Guy here.Tysm for loving Paddles, the whole world will mourn her.Not bad for a lil SPCA puss. #PrrpForever newshub.co.nz/home/new-zeala…
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You know it! Though the cat door probably swings both ways tbh. 😽 teapawt.net/3L_lama/status/9251502…
Paddles, I’ve noticed you’re a bit of a flirt! You certainly don’t twiddle your thumbs when there’s a handsome Tom around.
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Must we always subscribe to as tired and human a concept as the gender binary, Merlin? 🙄💅🏻 My pronouns are she/her😹😽 teapawt.net/I_am_Merlin_Cat/status…
eh, Paddles @FirstCatofNZ , are you a chap or a chapess?
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Tbh I’m outraged I’m not on the list @Forbes
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So was that my first pun in Danish?! Exciting. Is my prize a Danish? Are there fish danishes? teapawt.net/NiklasVintherJ/status/…
Replying to @FirstCatofNZ
Hi Paddles. Yes that did work! And no hard feelings about using #MX in your tray, it's not a good newspaper anyway. Sincerely, a Danish fan
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Yeah it’s a heavy workload so I outsource some of it. He really gets me though, ya know? teapawt.net/WellsiteGeo/status/924…
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