I think.. I’ll refrain from calling you that.

like they say.. everything IS bigger on earth.

// stares

//Super original, I know. Never be afraid to send me starters or DM me— I’m plenty friendly. 👁️

THAT DOESN’T EVEN SOUND LIKE A REAL THING. FEAR-MONGERING ISN’T VERY HEROIC, YOU KNOW!

He looked himself over, examining his own outfit. His clothes fit a bit tighter, a show of both muscle maturity and height growth. He shrugged, a cocky grin upon his features. “I might’ve— I never really pay attention to those kinds of things, Gar. It might serve you well to -

“That’s..” His expression hardened. It felt as though this discussion had gone beyond its original point— he wasn’t wrong, but in any sense it felt like a coming of age moment. “I can’t do that. I could get lazy, skip out on a night, and you could end up in trouble. You -

“What? Stealing dozens of incredibly important valuables every night doesn’t register as criminal behavior anymore?” He gave her a stern expression, clearly indifferent. “I’d haul you off myself if it wasn’t for a certain bat themed, completely whipped vigilante..”

“You know, it’s pretty difficult to balance crime fighting every night alongside my academic work, but I wouldn’t expect you to understand. You just have to show up to socialite parties and flash a smile— there’s no abundance of quizzes waiting at school for you.”

matter of fact, i did— and you wouldn’t catch me flying next to a jet turbine. i can’t even fly! … you’re making a reference, aren’t you?