Nobody thought it was weird in the big bang theory that Penny; a waitress, was able to afford rent in a building where two physicists with PHDs were roommates just to split rent?

As a kid, I used to think my parents knew what they were doing

3 & 6 got elite build

Adulthood finally drilled into my mind the ONE thing that changes everything: Nobody is coming to save you.

You've been kidnapped, who are you calling?

Vikings is one of those shows that stays with you long after you finish watching it.

I met a girl named "smily" the other day and I swear her parents didn't even try harder

I once stayed at an Airbnb that insisted any babies conceived there were their property 😂

As a child i thought that a tree would grow in my stomach if I swallowed a seed

You can feel when someone’s watching you

Dating a woman who likes to cook is such an underrated flex

If your food taste even better the next day, you CAN COOK!

She's smooth with that hat and twist

Who said that??

Parallel world pharmacy anime is such an underrated gem

I tried to fall in love last week and I swear I heard my wallet say niqa please

Mfers spend $500 on a first date on girls they don't even know their last names

There's no reason the delivery driver should know what's in the package. It's just unprofessional

I know this won't be allowed on public roads but I still want one

They trying to gaslight us that this song wasn't good 😭

Selling your PS5 to pay bills is a level of struggle I wouldn’t wish even on my enemies 💀