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The first man, dickmaster, that dude with the sick beats and rocking guitar! mun is 25 π˜—π˜’π˜³π˜°π˜₯𝘺 π˜™π˜— 𝘈𝘀𝘀𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘡

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"hi, yeah first man here, major guy, arch angel all that cool shit!" independent/canon portrayal 18+ mdni / (n)sfw mostly sfw oc x canon / canon ships temporary pinned till in full swing with this account.
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Quick reminder for new faces Im not canon adam, dont just attack me. Im a real person behind the account. I dont like real world in my rp. Leave the real world outside the escapism. Im trying to escape it. Break any of this or post to much about the real world and blocked
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β€œDad changes one thing and suddenly he’s a stranger. πŸ˜‚ The kids are NOT here for his potato era! πŸ₯”πŸ€£πŸ€£β€
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πŸ§‘πŸ–€πŸŽƒHappy Halloween πŸ‘»πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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β€œWhen you love them, but also… OPEN THE WINDOW! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Biological weapon deployed. πŸ€£πŸ’¨β€
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pullin out this guy whomst I downloaded last year
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This is funniest compilation video of men rage baiting their women to see their reactions 😬🀣
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"BOO!!" Spice VA - @RoseInTheSkull
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Someone on my strawpage asked me to rank how much game I think the Hazbin cast get, so here you go.
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G'morning Y'all Happy Halloween!!
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goodnight everyone! happy early Halloween too! :D
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Im scared to bother people with tags
🀟"CHILDREN! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!!"
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🀟"CHILDREN! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!!"
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Bro turned Halloween into a MILF hunt!
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🀟"CHILDREN! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!!"
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🀟"well...guess ill have to ask each of them...."
Beerus knew more than he let on, Ori had trusted him with the information Caspian was dating..and he did say he'd be quiet " Well whoever's it is , it's odd finding it nonetheless "
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🀟"nah no way...shes dating an exorsit chick...and there arent any guns in here so i doubt it" he said flipping through the magazine
" then what about Ori ?" He offered a possibility smiling
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🀟"i dont think....i mean abel is abit shut in but....caspian isnt even dating i doubt he reads stuff like this"
" well it's probably likely from either of your kids " Beerus said offering the idea it could be the sons or the daughter he has " It's not too much of a stretch "
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🀟"think..not...but...also..i found this in the break room...so...im wondering if it belongs to one of the boys..."
" that's one of that old man's magazines ..." He said curiously looking at it " But how'd he even get here ?"
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