Peter F

if you were coleslaw, would you be demoralized or would you understand why everybody swaps you for bread?

Sometimes it's not Terrence Shannon Jr time and I think Terrence Shannon Jr should take that into consideration

TO ELVIS, YOU ARE NOW AN ANIME GIRL

When you buy a multipack of something, do you start with your favorite flavors first? Or do you start with your least favorite so that the end is all bangers?

I think I am over the matte batting helmets. Maybe all matte helmets. I like that glossy plastic.

He just transitioned Pink Pony Club into Yeah, someone take his laptop away

At a wedding and the DJ played Whitney 3 songs in, he played that card too early

Welcome to the Minnesota sports shitshow, Lynx. You are no better than the men at disappointing us.

Sports gambling is out of control, like what do you mean you're betting on Ryan Kreidler to hit a home run for a parlay? That's an addiction and you can't tell me otherwise.

Jake Butt would absolutely have had a Dude Wipes NIL deal and I feel a little bad for him that it never got to happen