Heidi

This new no 140 char limit in DMs is 👌🏾

Okay so twisted side came out a little.

Just ate a whole plate of broccoli for lunch because 1. I broccoli is my favorite and 2. I don't need another reason

New FC, therefore new header and avi here.

But seriously how hard is it to melt the raw sugar in the shot? Want a hint? It's not.

Being a barista at a real coffee shop sucks because I can never appreciate Starbucks again.

[snorts] Like you have a claim on me?

If that happens, you will find your balls cut off and down your own throat . [smiles sweetly] teapawt.net/unshackledguard/status…

Posting these for Fel [coughs innocently] Not sure if you have a thing for stockings or... Idk... [whistles]

My human fell asleep

Stupid Felix

Did Felix seriously look down my dress while I was yelling at him? I just... [shakes my head]

You're welcome

Funk I just kinda exploded

I don't lighten up

I have avi ADD

It's my day off. Wake up, eat food, go back to sleep, repeat.

I am finally off work and now it's time for a giant coffee

I seriously cannot deal with one more list of invoice numbers. I might jump off the Lpokout.

I won't punch you. I will gut you.