Toddler is singing "If you're happy and you know it..." for the whole house to hear. Not a bad way to start the day. #DadLifeRules
PODCAST: it's time to dust off the #DadLifeRules show & reboot! Who should be on the show? What topics do you want featured?
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Any other dads wanna cover every wall in the house w/ @Remarkable360f? buff.ly/29ThL0a #DadLifeRules
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Just because you tell your kids there's nothing they can do to make you stop loving them, doesn't mean they won't try to make you prove it.
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CONFESSION: I feel very guilty about not having written anything for Father's Day. #DadLifeRules
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Me: *gets a call at work*
*does a touchdown dance*
Coworker: Did you win something?
Me: My kid is sick. Later, suckers.
Remember to say "please" and "thank you" to your teenager. Especially when you don't want to. #DadLifeRules
Teaching kids about money isn't always easy. #ParentHacks buff.ly/241Lyec
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When you look forward to putting your kids to bed so you can… also go to bed. #DadLifeRules
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If you buy my kids battery-powered noise makers, I’m going to assume you’re trying to destroy me. #DadLifeRules
Someday my kids will learn that one reason they do chores is because I don't want to. #DadLifeRules



