Ed FitzPatrick (@FitzPatrick4OH) profile picture

Former FBI intern, perpetual job hopper, and, hey, I think I will run for Governor of Ohio

Joined June 2013
Replying to @HenryJGomez
Ha, ha. They suck! MT @HenryJGomez: Tea Party prospect for LtGov in Ohio has history of tax problems. cleveland.com/open/index.ssf…
All of the controversy over picking @StateSenKearney has played into my plans perfectly... now I have a small bump in name ID
I'm soooo happy with how far we are at in rehearsals! Ur going to LOVE LOVE LOVE the show! Can't wait to share it w/u!
602
1,661
1,782
Whatever you do, don't dwell on the fact that I passed on female, Rep T. Heard as running mate. I still want to win over wmn vote...#sarcasm
I in no way shape or form chose Kearny as my running mate because of political calculations... #sarcasm
Good to be with @BarackObama today in CLE. Good to get press off Cuyahoga's downgrade by focusing on #obamacare #fail
1
Matt Dolan's IG request doesn't count because the letterhead looks like it was done in crayon
1
1
Just realized I don't care how @ninaturner does in 2014 because no matter what I'm facing @JonHusted in 2018
1
anybody have a $k to spare? i need to give back to one of my donors...
So... you may have noticed, I'm a bit of a hypocrite: ht.ly/oqg8N
Replying to @BrianStewartOH
Now that's what I call investing! MT @BrianStewartOH: Betting on the ponies with @ Scioto Downs. Just turned $2 into $20
1
And for my next trick, I'm going to try to make an issue appear where one doesn't #callingforethicsinvestigation
I'm so fiscally responsible that my campaign expensed $2 @ McDonalds and $1.95 @ Starbucks, all before my campaign really brought in any $$
Pleeeaaassse give me $$... (and $$ to the @ohdems doesn't count, you need to give it to me directly)
Endorsed today by @Ted_Strickland (shhh, no one bring up the 400,000 jobs lost under his watch or the $8 bill. budget hole he left OH in)
2
1
Replying to @Jake3BP
.@Jake3BP how did you know? You ruined the surprise! #Prick @Ted_Strickland
Oh and my other new slogan: we CAN pick up an Oh house seat (I think)
This months OH jobs numbers are like sagging boobs - and if elected gov, I want to be Ohio's bra #mynewcampaignslogan