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Joined February 2021
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Been doing yoga for about 10 weeks now and it’s made a massive difference in my mobility, I mean I’m still not flexible but I’m enjoying it 😂
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Stats like this is funny because it’s tailored to look bad on purpose, go back one month and someone else lost more games 😂
14 - Since the start of March, Chelsea have lost more games in all competitions than any other side in Europe's big-five leagues (14). Stormy.
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Chris Brown reenactment
Not one person would believe him if it wasn’t on camera
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Smh 🤦🏾‍♂️
Shocking moment Asda cashier imitates a monkey and hurls vile racist abuse at a black nightclub bouncer Daisy Johnson, 21, from Rochdale was filmed outside Ko Ko Lounge shouting racist abuse including the N word, calling a black bouncer sewer trash and imitating a monkey. She tried to snatch his phone and abused others. Asda sacked her for the conduct. Greater Manchester Police are investigating and no arrests have been made. Her mother said she is mortified.
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Lamine Yamal in El Clasico: 0 goals 0 assists 0 chances created 0 big chances created 0 shots on target 0 key passes 0 accurate crosses Cardio.
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During UK’s kick it out campaign, @premierleague @FIFAcom @UEFA @kickitout
They called the police on a three-year-old because he is good at soccer. Read that again. They called the cops on a toddler.A three-year-old. Because he can kick a ball better than the other kids on the field. Not because he assaulted anyone. Not because he had a weapon. Not because he was a danger to anyone. Grown adults watched a toddler play a sport and decided the appropriate response was to dial emergency services and send uniformed officers to deal with a child who has not yet started kindergarten.
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Free Billie T retweeted
this lad didn’t tell one lie
"Everyone HATES Spurs!" 🐔 Spurs finally climbed out of the relegation zone but does everyone really want them to fail?
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Don’t forget guys this is the season United are filming their All Or Nothing series 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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Little bit sexy though, when she gets settled let me write to her 🤣
FEMALE RAPPER IN COURT FOR POLICE OFFICER SHOOTING A woman who performs under the rap name REALBANDIT has appeared in court after a police officer was shot in Nottingham city centre. Aisha Zaman, 27, of Hyson Green, has been charged with possession of a prohibited firearm, which the court heard was an adapted shotgun, and possession of that firearm with intent to commit an indictable offence. The incident happened at around 4:50am on Sunday 18 October, when PC Lee Lane approached two people at a bus stop on Angel Row. The officer was shot in the foot and has undergone several surgeries. He remains in hospital in a stable condition. Zaman has been remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 20 November. Six other people have also been arrested as police continue their investigation. ⚖️ Zaman has been charged and has not been convicted. The investigation remains ongoing. #REALBANDIT #Nottingham #NotGuiltyTV
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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Free Billie T retweeted
“We got the better deal than Tottenham”
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If Lincoln don’t start singing United away ole ole I’ll go mad
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Need Carrick to keep his job this is what the fans wanted make them suffer
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He trust them with his food after that???? Yeah not me
The customer paid for food at this restaurant. After the waiter took over 15 minutes to bring his order, he started questioning them and they came at him. A waitress recorded him and posted it online to ridicule him, but after receiving backlash for their behavior, she took the video down.
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Just a reminder of how deluded United fans were before the start of the season 🤡🤡🤡
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You created a monster
🗣️ Lincoln supporters and players: “Tottenham away, olé olé.” 😅🤣
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Trying to explain to my cat that it’s too windy for him to go outside
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United playing for Bruno and not Carrick
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Free Billie T retweeted
Why @strollernick was fired by Tottenham 😂
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