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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Sarcasm is my forté!

Bucks, UK
Joined November 2010
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Who knew I’d wished for a @Ryanair flight over the shitshow that is @easyJet?! 1 1/2 hr delay and still waiting for an update. I should be on holiday right now.
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Replying to @Dominos_UK
@Dominos_UK order not delivered last night. Couldn’t reach the store. We would like a refund please.
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Still nothing?!! 3 weeks. Isn’t this considered theft?! Where’s my refund?
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We’re still waiting for someone to reply and refund! 2 weeks with no communication.
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Lastly😽 Bohemian Catsody 😺
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Don’t use @JustEatUK! They take your money, don’t provide a service and don’t refund or respond to customers!
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Replying to @JustEatUK
@JustEatUK my food never arrived. Still no decent outcome. Food ordered 4.20. I have been ignored by customer service and the restaurant has told me to contact your team to get a full refund including delivery and all fees. Abysmal!
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I would like your customer service to respond please?
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When a @pizzahutuk fan marries a @Dominos_UK fan… what do we do?! 🫣🫣
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Read the room @thismorning!! Over £50 for vitamins to treat deficiencies? Expensive treatments for hair loss? Yes, because the people watching this show at 11am are going to have the finances to splash on non essentials! 🙃🙃
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Don’t be fooled! @SP_EnergyPeople tell you to DM them, then they ghost you. They don’t care what’s going on, or how their screw ups effect their customers. They just want your money.
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RT if you deserve pizza
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Prince Harry: “My problems with my family stem from years of cold indifference, the poor treatment of my wife, and their cooperation with the toxic British press. “ British Media: “Prince Harry hates his family because Prince William got more sausages as a child!”
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That's it. That's the story.
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Loving a partner who grew up in survival mode takes a lot of patience, clear boundaries, and grace as they learn love beyond survival.
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King Charles was cheating on Harrys mum when they got married. His uncle paid off a young woman £12m for a sex scandal to go away. He met up with Epstein ‘after’ he was found guilty of prostituting minors. The Queen publicly supported him. Harry moves to protect his wife….
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My tot dressed just like her daddy for Children in Need! 🥰 @RoyalMail #RoyalMail @ChiIdreninNeed #ChildrenInNeed2022
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@boostpoweruk are the worst energy supplier I’ve come across! My mother, a vulnerable woman has been on a temporary meter for nearly a year, she is being neglected by EVERYONE. Complaints closed without being resolved repeatedly. She even went on bbc south recently and nothing!
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You have put a woman with bipolar, BPD, anxiety and depression, on universal credit with very little income in a position where she wants to end her life. Absolutely disgusting!
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Me on my way to annoy my favorite person
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Do you oppose NHS privatisation? If you do, please can you RT this? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 💙
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I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque
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