@FkSWAT
Joined November 2021
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a@a806528796852215h
how do i fit a 5'3 105 lb chicken in my freezer
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looking for a gf, she must: - love me (optional) - have a short range tesla cannon - be able to jump long distances - turn angry as her ultimate - have a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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"one like isn't a lot" imagine one Baptiste skin
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ؘ💉@bornmoeOct 26
when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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Pancho@mybadbrahOct 26
Dr. Pepper will see you now
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@mannyysznOct 26
I want a girlfriend but y'all bitches be letting mfs at work tickle you i'm good
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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this can't be the same sun that i used to draw in the corner of my pictures as a kid
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Tom@Tomsiu8kOct 25
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felix@vamps_owOct 25
she want me for my low elo and mediocre penis and no money
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Am i grey loot
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yall so lucky i can’t get my hands on a bomb
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Yo
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@hi_rheaOct 23
😵‍💫
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Bodie 2@bodietwoOct 23
I hope a grand piano is dropped on top of me and I am killed in an instant
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nane@alexcidiumOct 23
que me ponga las tetas en la cara por favor
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Waiting for the day that someone posts an overwatch scoreboard image complaining about the DPS on their team and it's me
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soldier 76 has the best uncle pussy in overwatch
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nane@alexcidiumOct 23
por favor saca tus tetas y aliméntame
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