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🇵🇱🇯🇵🇬🇧artist, mum, tired potato, in Tokyo,buy my book ? https://teapawt.net/t.co/apWBNLSUnY

Tokyo-to, Japan
Joined June 2020
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The day has come, the crowdfunding page is up! Please go to:unbound.com/books/the-very-f… and take a look at my fb @martidolls for details #crowdfunding #theveryfckingtiredmummy #publishing #book #mybook
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#helpmefindthoseknickers Those are the best knickers in the world and I'm trying to find them. I don't care how stupid it sounds, I'm ready to embarrass myself to the whole world. There is nothing I wouldn't do for those comfy pants. @marksandspencer please help A 🧵
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There is nothing a woman wouldn't do for a good pair of comfy knickers
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Share to make fun of me, I don't care. Without those I'm a joke anyway
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It this 🧵 ridiculous - you bet it is. This is the stupidest thing I wrote online in my whole life. And I'm nearly 40. But those @marksandspencer knickers are worth it. If there is a stupid hill in willing to die on that's this one. Because no one ever made better knickers
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the exciting saga of the most mysterious knickers
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Bought in @marksandspencer about 2 years ago, made from cotton
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I live in Japan and can't go to a shop and match with the pair I have. I would believe me. And the label is missing. I'm almost desperate enough to send those to UK for someone to do a match in store. But that would be even worse. This is the stupidest post in my life
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"you are not brushing your teeth, you are licking the toothpaste, it's not the same!" Overhead while on vacation
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Being autistic/ADHD parent to autistic/ADHD kid is f*cking hard sometimes. I'm so tired. Here is a nice photo of the ocean
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When life gets scary, we chop our hair off
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marti retweeted
kore wa nan desuka?
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Last weeks were really hard on me, and it's not over. But everytime something horrible happens in my life I somehow come out of it starting a new book. Again, about motherhood. And if you read this, can you call your mum? This shit is tough
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Idol pop group, but it's mum's around 40
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