@FlCracker84
Joined August 2022
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Today was shit and I'm ready for a beer!
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This girl went completely unhinged when I told her that she can't move in. I'm 42 and trying protect my peace at all cost! However, she is really hot and will let me do that 1 thing...
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Buddy over here celebrating with a $2 cigar and a $3 beer while I'm over here eating ramen noodles. Sheesh!
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@hish1520Oct 24
Still undefeated & number 1鈥硷笍 Time to enjoy鈥硷笍
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All I want in life is some twice baked potatoes and steak. Women need to get thier shit together.
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Why is the gayest truck America ever produced sitting in my driveway? Probably because I had to let my buddy borrow my truck to do real truck things!
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They should've never let my degenerate ass get this app.
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I can't get motivated to work and I only have an hour to go.
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Getting a blowjob from her wouldn't be bad. She could use 2 hands on my shaft and her 3rd hand could rub on my balls.
Sophia 馃嚞馃嚙@LexibexiioOct 22
what would you do if a woman my age admitted she was scared of ending up alone? I really want to know.
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I'm glad I'm not one of those kind of Jews that get upset about shit that means nothing. Jesus Fucking Christ!
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@AllKindsWeatherOct 22
Guys idk how to tell you this but you just Nazified your logo
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Marked safe from being screenshoted by a pedo. Y'all enjoy your night.
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Gotta have a beer while gardening, right?
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This Luffa completely took over the top of my shade cloth.
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I need to get my shit together and clean out these garden beds.
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Heard some Pedo from the Miami fanbase is getting dragged and all he can do is say "screenshot". What's that about??
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I've already seen a lot of snow mexicans in my parts.
Yanky 馃嚭馃嚥
@Yanky_PollakOct 20
Travel between Canada and the United States is picking up despite continuing political tensions, offering some encouragement for businesses that depend on customers crossing the border.
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I'm glad the sun finally came out because this skinny ass cracker right here was freezing!
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Back at it
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How to ruin a bunch of nice meat in less than 3 days.
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I heard the pompano are running. Gonna have to go find out tomorrow
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I don't believe in guns. We should be more like England and Australia.
BubbaThePineapple@BluegrassBTPOct 20
Just curious, how many rounds of ammo y鈥檃ll got A-B-C-D A= over 1000 rounds combined B = over 5000 rounds combined C= over 10,000 rounds combined D= lost all my ammo in the river, lake, ocean, bay, creek, pond
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