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Kirby lore aficionado and Monster hunter (Hammer main). Also Gundam. I mainly post stupid shit I make in 5 minutes.

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined December 2013
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The Virgin Super Mario 3D All-Stars Vs The Chad Kirby's Dream Collection.
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I had no idea you could make the Beamos dizzy in this game wtf
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doesn't make DSP any less of a dent tho
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I am so glad Kumazaki is the one directing Kirby now holy shit. This is the most nothingburger lore drop of all time for what was one of the most narratively intriguing Kirby spinoffs.
I tried to summarize every bit of Kirby Air Riders lore revealed today. Some details might be slightly inaccurate so take it with a grain of salt.
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And who caused the Memory supply shortage, Sam? Who caused it?
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
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Paige Deadlock would never say that :(
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I have people who ask me for the "iPhone charger" and when I ask them "lightning or USB-C" they give me a quizzical look and say "the one for my iPhone".
>"hi, can I have the cheapest charger for this please" >USB C.obj >yeah of course, do you need the wall part as well? or just the cable >"no no, just a normal one" >yes ma'am, but do you need the part that plugs into the wall? or the cable? or both? >"I've never needed a wall"
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Astrobot has officially outsold… Bayonetta trilogy Metroid Dread Metroid Prime 4 Mario Luigi Brothership Kirby and the forgotten land Xenoblade chronicles 3 Pokemon Legends Z-A Kirby Air Riders Super Mario Party Jamboree Pokemon Pokopia Donkey Kong Bananza 86% of Switch 2
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Astro Bot sales in the post are Alinea Analytics estimates, not official Sony figures, and it did not outsell multiple listed games with higher Nintendo-confirmed sales such as Kirby and the Forgotten Land (7.52M) and Pokémon Pokopia (over 5M). play3.de/2026/10/23/ast… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_b… gematsu.com/2026/08/switch… nintendolife.com/news/2026/08/p…
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I don't care about either OPM or DBZ but that death battle really solidified my take that power scaling is the same as kids bashing their toys together and making shit up, but for grown ass men who are too afraid to take their toys out of the packaging to keep them "mint".
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Close enough. Welcome back, Nibelsnarf.
チャタカブラに爆弾食わせられるギミックを今更知ってたまげてる \(ᯅ̈ )/
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I have a challenge for everyone who has jailbroken their PS5 and is now running Nintendo games on it: Play them. Don't just boot them up, record the first 5 minutes for Twitter clout, then shut them down. Play the games. You got time before GTA launches. Try something new.
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They're doing this to me at Great Bay Temple tomorrow
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Yeah, I get it. The worlds in KH1 are a tad confusing with all the backtracking. I almost dropped the game at Deep Jungle, and again in Agrabah. Those worlds can be- Wait, he's talking about Wonderland?
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Actually hilarious that Skull and Bones was such an abject failure that nobody is even calling GTAVI a "AAAA Game".
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Holy shit I just realized that Patrick pulling SpongeBob's tongue foreshadows that you have to pull the string to reveal the secret compartment.
The way the sound effects are used here is so top notch
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There has never been a better time to actually play Mother 3 because that game was on some MGS2 Kojima levels of prediction. And not this horrid slopcomp that is the antithesis of the game's own themes.
The following games are now recompiled for PC! ▫️ Mother 3 (GBA)* ▫️ Knuckles' Chaotix (32X)* ▫️ Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction (Xbox)* ▫️ Rayman Origins (Xbox 360)* ▫️ Rave Racer (Namco Arcade)* ▫️ GTA: Liberty City Stories (PSP)* * AI is being used
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pov: you took too long in the Yume 2kki Zalgo room
Creepasta Hero • Game: Corrupt • Clipped by: Cyber_Akuma
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I'm not gonna lie chief That Capcom showcase could have just been an email.
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