Flash Gordon

Worst chair in the game

These yankees in my new office aren’t understanding any of my southernisms

Stella Lefty on tour with Morgan Wallen. So proud of the work she has done, way to grind and work your way up bossgirl!!

Is it normal to shit at work?

Getting a DUI and getting traded to the electrical substation team in the same season

Hate the Liberty Biberty mf but the quote I just got on renters insurance ain’t too bad

The things I do for this girl

Holy shit Collin Hill was our quarterback at one point

My girlfriend has no idea what she’s got #frenchdip

Mine got fat and got a bunch of ugly tattoos L slogan @VictoryBeer

Football/Biscuits/Gravy/Chuck Roast

Yo @DKSports you can cool it with the ads!! Don’t need to sell me anymore considering I’ve been an account holder since my freshman year in highschool in 2014 and my dad grounded me when he found my account

The rumors might be true, black people are quite loud in public

They might be Gus’s people but they’re my guys

NBA Cup dumb anyway, the Hornets got bigger goals in mind

Kevin Jennings just not very Quarterbacky

Philadelphia is starting to grow on me, I mean where else can you get pizza and beer!?!?!

How I be on the train through North Philly #fentphilly

My gf doesn’t like the pizza rolls with pepperoni in them #redflag

Yeah he’s a brand deal DAWG the mf got a Taco Bell in his house !!