Halle

Umm how does someone on here have the same @ as me wtf lmaoo

I had a dream I was getting married and as my bridesmaids were walking down a string quartet was playing "you are the music in me" from high school musical and honestly.......ugh my mind

I love when people get caught in their own lies #tocatchakiller

I had to post this here too but there is literally a random dude swinging a lightsaber around while grunting IN THE RAIN in front of my apartment 😂

My drunk roommate: “Elon Musk. He a good guy. He a real homie. That’s all you need to know”

I just got compared to uncle fester so that’s how my nights going

I just bought a one year subscription from @McAfee just to get one year of peace from them asking me to renew my subscription every time I so much as sneeze while on the computer so I guess their sales team is doing something right

Ever since @nickjonas shaved those iconic™️ curls I’ve realized that vinny from the jersey shore could totally pass for a long lost Jonas Brother

I was planning on baking and giving it to my neighbors as a friendly hello but she ain’t getting NOTHING and I only feel bad for the rest of her roommates that don’t get to partake in my delicious baking

But then I leave my apartment when my washer is done and discover that she lives in the apartment directly across from mine

I wasn’t even sure if the girl lived in my apartment since she walked outside to get her coins and I had half a mind to snitch to security that she didn’t belong here

And before you ask I didn’t take the binches stuff out of the washer when she walked away cause I value my life and anyone who could be that flagrantly rude does not care about mine

Then when the binch came back my laundry friend said she wasn’t going to take the full time and that I could have her dryer when she came back 👌🏽

As soon as she left to go get coins me and my laundry friend start talking crap about how rude she was especially since we had already said I was going to get the washer

And I’m not one to let it go so I’m like “oh wow” “that’s rude” “like I hope you know you’re being extremely rude right now” and the girl just ignores me

Me and my laundry buddy are looking at each other like

But no she put in like three things of laundry to save her spot and starts to leave to go get coins

At first I’m confused and thinking maybe she wants us to share or something 🤔