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J.

@FlashyWildCard

Inside, my heart is breaking. My makeup may be flaking. But, my smile still stays on. Bat-baiter and entertainer. @MissHarleenQ’s Puddin’. #DCRP 21+ #Parody

 Gotham
Joined October 2014
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The Joker Name: Unknown Occupation: Artist, Comedian, Jack of all trades History: Yes, yes, and yes. Depends on the day. Distinguishing features: •Hair- Green •Complexion- Pale •Teeth- Implants •Tattoos- Numerous, sometimes masked with makeup Approach with caution.
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Everyone else is just collateral damage.
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Check out my Mix Tape. Have a little taste of what to expect:
J. (@FlashyWildCard) profile pictureJ.@FlashyWildCard15 Sep 2015
The Joker's Hour of Smiles (A Rerun for the Kiddies That Missed It) Read: tl.gd/n_1snf52c
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeee... *it’s the day after Christmas and I’m gleefully rigging up a Gotham shopping mall to go BOOM while full of busy shoppers spending holiday cash and returning and exchanging gifts. I’m careful, always careful, but never-
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too careful as to not get @SubtletyWorks’s attention. The security guard I disposed of must’ve let something slip to somebody before I got to him. Whoops?*
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"I ain't ever seen the Batman but to hear J talk about him, you'd think they were best friends..."
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A bit of advice...don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look
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!!!
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Replying to @FlashyWildCard
He waits until he's turned away and, just to /really/ fuck with him, he blows a quiet kiss to his back.
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// I thought you might get a kick out of that. 😘
The Batman (@SubtletyWorks) profile pictureThe Batman@SubtletyWorks19 Sep 2018
// BWAHAHAHAAH!!! OMG V!!!
What do you want? A ring?
The Batman (@SubtletyWorks) profile pictureThe Batman@SubtletyWorks19 Sep 2018
...I don't believe a word of this.
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I’d like to take this opportunity to say I am going straight. ....On the business front. Congrats, @SubtletyWorks, you’ve single- /No/-handedly made an honest man of me. Take me, I’m yours.
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// Time to pass out for the night.
Image from 🐺🐾Angelous🐺🐾 (@Angelou45328491)
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A-hyuck! Welcome to GOOFY'S TOWN OF POUND, MOTHERFUCKER
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...Harder, Daddy. I mean....Batsy.
.......*sends to @SubtletyWorks*
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