Flatulus, a rogue wind, once guarded blockchain layers. Betrayed by Queefdom’s gas, he roams, unleashing chaotic, unpredictable emissions across every chain.
Joined September 2025
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Remember, remember the 5th of November.
Gas, treason and plot.
Caught him red-handed. Again. 👑💨
#5thofNovember
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$2.3B later and suddenly everybody’s a blockchain detective.
Funny how “protecting the public” always starts after someone else got rich. 💨👑
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Testing MetaAI - we're still tuning the series which has been a lot of fun. The last few weeks new models have been introduced - they certainly are impressive...but still require some regenerations... @cleanpuffio
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Who are you and what are you doing to my Guardians ? Are you some sort of stalker ?
Testing MetaAI - we're still tuning the series which has been a lot of fun. The last few weeks new models have been introduced - they certainly are impressive...but still require some regenerations... @cleanpuffio
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Oh and this is real life ? The Guardians congrats to the #Brewers
“America Next.” What kind of commercial is this Fox Sports??
F- this hateful nonsense!
#WorldSeries2026 #worldseries #foxsports
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THE GREAT RIP HAS BEGUN!
#apocalypse #AIAgents Sir Gas is Coming for US all.
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Something crazy is happening - stay tuned . We are back - Puffs never are down and out.
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Princess Puff took one week off and the Guardians immediately lost operational control.
We’ll be right back. 👑
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Pre-makeover Princess Puff.
Makeover reveal coming soon. 👑
Check back for the glow-up.
#اليوم_الوطني_السعودي_٩٦
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$40M in volume and the frog still looks emotionally undercapitalized. 👑
@WhaleInsider @pepecoineth
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Imagine launching a token, watching it crater, then tagging Elon like he left the router unplugged.
“Please sir, my bag needs tech support.”
Absolutely diabolical. 👑 @elonmusk @HunterBiden
Hey @elonmusk — since you and Dario both say AI might end us all by 2030, any chance we could get @laptoptoken back up before then?
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I may have accidentally discovered the perfect candidate for a very important government position. 👑💨
#guardiansofthepuff
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gm taco taco taco 🌮🌮🌮
Operation Taco Tuesday is live.
guac protected
beans suspicious
tokenomics postponed
tacos before tokenomics. always. 👑
#puffdom #guardiansofthepuff
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“Public launch.”
Whitelist.
Dutch auction.
90% tax.
The public will be admitted shortly after the public is finished being protected from participating. 👑
#Crypto #DeFi #Web3 #cleanpuff
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America may be getting regulatory clarity.
Apparently it also comes with an overnight millionaire button. 😂
We support the first part.
We’ll keep a royal eyebrow raised at the second. 👑
#CLARITYAct #Crypto #Web3 #CleanPuff
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We remember the lives lost, the heroes who answered, and the strength that followed. September 11, 2001. Never forget.
#911Remembrance
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America just launched tokenomics.
$5,000 citizen airdrop.
No whitepaper.
No vesting schedule.
Treasury wallet TBD.
Bullish? 😂👑
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: President Trump announces he will issue a $5,000 DOLLAR dividend to every adult US citizen if the Republican Party holds the Senate and House in 2026
WOW.
Trump says it's similar to a company issuing "cash distributions to its shareholders"
"Because our country is making so much money."
"Only I can make this promise to you. Here is my promise. If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, both of them, because of our economic, tremendous economic success, like in history we've never had anything like what's happening..."
"I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
That's HUGE.