Chris

It was your grandparents who fought for our freedoms so in a way it’s their fault that Russell Brand did what he did

Bit rapey

Absolutely buzzing to get another Christmas meatball wrap for breakfast

Only 2364 days to go hun! Stay strong @rustyrockets

Saturday

I’m going to play a bit of Zelda in bed #notapaedophile

Oh fuck of Robbie

This is a Late Night Love with Graham Torrington anthem #totp

This is a banger tbh

Jamiroquai wants his hat back #totp

Fuck off and bring Ian Van Dahl out

I fucking hate this song. Not crashing my car to this.

Looks like a cross between Ian Watkins and Ricky Wilson

Reef with their song again

Craig David is wearing a turtle neck of regret like Dapper Laughs did

Did he call her a cinnamon queen? That sounds like a slur #totp

Hello Jayne

Didn’t realise you were the chairman of the Craig David Fan Club m8

“We were making love by Wednesday”

“Haircut’s done now mate. Get out of the chair and fuck off I’ve got other customers” #totp