@flatus74

My cat is called Pedro.

Joined February 2009
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I’ve seen this episode of Bargain Hunt at least twice before
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Some students have won the Serbian general election?
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What if she was called Pussy Galore because she suffered from some horrific genetic condition which resulted in having like 15 vaginas?
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I’m really procrastinating over this cleaning
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I’m watching Sean Connery strike and shag women in Goldfinger while hoovering and dusting the flat so basically the sexism balances itself out. #feminism #ally
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Don’t need mahjong
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A new CEX has opened in Didcot
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The MRI was very relaxing. Like a Japanese capsule hotel with roadworks happening inside.
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Monday tomorrow
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I’ve got two MRI scans at the hospital later. The perfect way to round off the weekend 🥰🥰🥰
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It’s cute when cats try to help you change your bed and basically just get in the way isn’t it
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A job well done
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Save £££s in your apocalypse supply kit by not getting toilet paper. No one is going to care about your shitty arse
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Absolutely buzzing for ‘£2500 Chanel handbag not delivered’
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Oh you’ve just bought a folding iPhone have you? I didn’t know you were a raging paedophile
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They’re having a wild time over on Bluesky about the clocks going back
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“I’m putting my clocks back to 2014 when all these jokes were made on The Other Place before it was overrun by cockwombles!!”
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“I think there’s been a rape up there!”
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A real Benetton ad of diversity here
Nigel Farage
@Nigel_FarageOct 24
It’s the people of Clacton who gave me a mandate. I will go out and make sure I represent their needs no matter the weather. 🌧️
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Might go to bed and play Super Mario World.
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