Fred Koch

I appreciate @caitlindurante saying footnotes when she cohosts @DailyZeitgeist

Some of you never experienced the disappointment of never finding gasoline for the chainsaw in Maniac Mansion and it shows

With the appointment of Linda McMahon to secretary of education, will all the detentions I got in middle school for saying “Suck It” be wiped from my permanent record

When did everyone start saying “so” to start every sentence?

Salmonella be damned

Postalgeists

I would have a better chance of explaining nuclear fission than figuring out the turnpike toll from the chart on the back of the ticket

I always say the name Alex like Nick from Family Ties

The home plate ump should have to use that big inflatable chest protector that they hold

Godammit

My dad laughed uncontrollably at the Country Bear Jamboree

I definitely had several of these

It blows my mind that people can wear jeans with no belt

At this point, if any of y’all fall for the car detailing/duct cleaning posts you deserve to get ripped off

Some times the world just falls perfectly into place

I’ll say hello to Mr Tumnus for you

Alas Poor Yorick