I read porn. I like to share it with my followers. Winner of The Biggest Loser: Personality Edition. My tweets are always funnier in my head.
Over the fuckity rainbow
Joined November 2009
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I swapped my username on this account with my other account. Same Eee different level of bacon doneness.
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2 of 5 stars to Breeded by a unicorn by Brad Boldly goodreads.com/review/show/11…
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 12 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 12 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 12 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).
3 of 5 stars to I Am Legend and Other Stories by Richard Matheson goodreads.com/review/show?id…
4 of 5 stars to 20th Century Ghosts by Joe Hill goodreads.com/review/show?id…
4 of 5 stars to Barsoom Series Collection by Edgar Rice Burroughs goodreads.com/review/show/80…
4 of 5 stars to The History of the United States by Allen C. Guelzo goodreads.com/review/show/33…
1 of 5 stars to Grey by E.L. James goodreads.com/review/show/29…
4 of 5 stars to Bird Box by Josh Malerman goodreads.com/review/show/25…
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 12 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).
3 of 5 stars to The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfre... by Rick Yancey goodreads.com/review/show/29…